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    Default Tom Cruise vs Justin Bieber

    If for some bizarre reason this went ahead, who would win?

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    IIRC Beiber has trained boxing, so if he's already ahead in terms of his tools. His speed isn't bad, and IIRC he spars Ricky Funez so I reckon if he shifts gears into fight mode, he'd be no joke. This isn't the old model Justin anymore.

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    Cm punk trained in MMA for like what 2 yers? We all know how that turned out.

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    In an interview, Cruise said that he does different activities like hiking, jogging, rock climbing, sea kayaking, swimming, and weight training seven days a week to maintain his physique. He also hits the gym six days a week.

    He's in much better physical shape than Justin or, for that matter, most people.

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    Anyone know if Cruise has ant actual martial arts training to support his performances as his various action hero roles?

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    Cruise wins handily. Cruise is an athetle and in good shape. Justin has youth, but he's scrawny. If they both were to start training, I'd put my money on the guy who has been doing his own stunts for over a decade. This is assuming Bieber doesn't have some legitimate martial arts credentials. Doing boxing for fun on and off won't make much difference once thy both get specialists to work with.

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    Tom Cruise is also a bit crazy and has an excellent tolerance for pain. I'd back him myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nik Hasta View Post
    Tom Cruise is also a bit crazy and has an excellent tolerance for pain. I'd back him myself.
    Tom Cruise *is* Tom Cruise crazy. Just be glad its him, not you. If you had Tom Cruise's troubles, you might be Tom Cruise crazy too. You'd flash your big white shiny smile, you'd buy expensive shoes. But you'd be the only man on Earth who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan2099 View Post
    In an interview, Cruise said that he does different activities like hiking, jogging, rock climbing, sea kayaking, swimming, and weight training seven days a week to maintain his physique. He also hits the gym six days a week.

    He's in much better physical shape than Justin or, for that matter, most people.
    He is LICHRLLY Chris Traeger.

    Scientists believe that the first man to live to 150 has already been born. I believe that man is Tom Cruise.

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    considering that cruise is in his 50s and still does his own stunts, i'd back him.

    completely divorced from my thoughts on justin, since he made my job i had a long time ago extra hard because of a pinpong table.

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    Tom Cruise is also a Sith Lord.

    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Drunkard Kid View Post
    Anyone know if Cruise has ant actual martial arts training to support his performances as his various action hero roles?
    I'm assuming he's had stage combat training

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    Tom Cruise for the win. Bieber will just cry from the beatdown.

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    Are we allowed to use IRL people in threads?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guy1 View Post
    Are we allowed to use IRL people in threads?
    Implying either of these people are real. C'mon guy, we all know Tom Cruise is a story parents tell their kids at night to keep them quiet.

    "If you're not good, Tom Cruise will climb through the window and electrocute you with his Force Lightning."
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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