For me it's :
Kool and the Gang Summer Madness - instrumental that sounds like an alarm after a while. Usually like K&tG but I found the 12 minute version a bit much
"Oh, what a night" - this gets kinda creepier with each passing year. Do you really wanna hear about some guy bragging about the time he got lucky in "late December 1963"?
"Walk, like a man" (for #$% sake ! SING like a man!)
and YOU?