It occurs to me that trials are something that are inherently dramatic and not handled particularly well in the X-men comics.
Whenever someone is on ‘trial’, it pretty much consists of characters verbally ganging up on someone with no real repercussions (short of hurt feelings and temporary exclusion).
This presents an opportunity for formality as well as frivolity – an internet specialty.
And since we appear to be hopelessly doomed to litigating this particular character’s crimes, even at the slightest provocation:
This internet court, THE PEOPLE’S COURT, will now move to formally charge one, SCOTT SUMMERS, hitherto known as THE DEFENDANT, with a series of charges based on his lengthy, and some might argue, criminal career.
These charges include, but are not limited to (in order of JUICY-NESS):
- The Murder of Charles Francis Xavier
- The Military Recruitment of Children [War Crime]
- Acts of Domestic Terrorism
- Abandoning His Mentor’s Ideology of Peaceful Coexistence
- Being a bad Husband & a dead-beat Father
(Let it be known that NO charge is too petty or frivolous for THE PEOPLE’S COURT)
The Murder of Charles Francis Xavier
Originally Posted by Bailiff
Be seated.
The entirety of this thread/trial shall be dedicated to the case regarding the murder of Charles Francis Xavier.
As Charles, the alleged victim, was an American citizen, we shall proceed in accordance to US law.
I've outlined a few arguments below I believe to be particularly helpful and pertinent.
But you are the attorneys - it's up to you to make whatever case you choose.
The Prosecution, AKA, THE STATE
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_(United_States_law)#DegreesOriginally Posted by Wikipedia
The DEFENSE
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-d...United_States)Originally Posted by Wikipedia
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insanity_defense
A Word on Court Decorum
Anyone replying to this thread is encouraged to identify themselves, whom they represent, their specific argument/rebuttal - with citations also being highly encouraged.
Though this is not meant to be a joke thread, jokes will be permissible in accordance to Internet Law. Degeneracy, however, will not be tolerated.
I encourage you as officers of the court, to be formal, serious, peaceable, and original in your silliness.
For Example:
Originally Posted by Jennifer WaltersOriginally Posted by Everett Ross
The Verdict
In preparation for this trial, I pondered the possibility of building suspense and excitement by way of creating a follow-up thread one week from today specifically dedicated to the jury's verdict. However, as many of these arguments have been brought forth previously, I thought it would only serve to try The People's patience.
Or to put it more succinctly, we are living in a TLDR-World, and I am a TLDR-Girl.
Hence, if you have any enough information to render your verdict - you may do so.
However, if you truly wish to embody the spirit of this exercise, I implore you to keep an open mind and make your eventual judgement based on the strength of the arguments presented.
The Court will now hear all arguments.