Have we done a "They review their own movies" thread?

[Radical]

Because I felt like making one.

Peter Quill/Star-Lord: "Well, at least spoilers:

my mom's death

end of spoilers wasn't so horrifying this time around. Stupid spoilers:

Badoon

end of spoilers..."

Drax: "They changed my color slightly. Did they think I looked that much like the Hulk?"

Rocket Raccoon: "What does he mean, spoilers:

what's a raccoon?

end of spoilers It's in my freakin' name!"

Groot: (animatedly, angry tone) "I am Groot! I am Groot!"

Gamora: "I think he's mad because they changed the reason he can only say 'I am Groot.' Personally, I liked how I was done."

Ronan: "Reduced to a stereotypical caricature of a villain...I should sentence this whole planet to oblivion."

Yondu: "What in the name of the gods is that thing on his head?"

Gamora: "We are far too professional to be in a relationship like that..."

Rocket Raccoon: "Since when can I spoilers:

not hold my liquor?

end of spoilers"

Thanos: "Well, at least I'm menacing...although I'd thought they would save me for the Avengers sequel."

Peter: (laughs) "That guy spoilers:

cannot dance for crap.

end of spoilers"

Gamora: (smirks) "Our real lives should be this amusing."

[Radical]

Sonic and Dr. Robotnik watches the Sonic the Hedgehog movie.

Sonic: "Hmmm, not how my speed works...though I kind of wish it did."

Dr. Robotnik: "And I wish I was half as handsome at Jim Carrey. Think I'll try inventing a hair growth tonic..."

[DanMad1977]

Steven Segal watching his own movies: Damn, I am a legend, Oscar worthy even...DeNiro cannot even lace my boots. I would beat Chuck Norris in a heartbeat.

Steven Segal watching any other movie with action stars in it: " Can I laugh in your face?" (insider gag) or switching to one of his movies.

[Vakanai]

Daredevil - "I don't know, it sounds alright? You know I can't see what's on the screen right?"