Wrestlers of the 2019 Royal Rumble vs. 30 Feral Hogs

[Jcogginsa]

Cashing in on a meme boys!

The 30 Wrestlers who participated in the 2019 Men's Royale Rumble are beset upon by 30 Feral Hogs. Working Together, can they beat back the onslought of wild animals?

All of them are in character, and have all their Kayfabe feats. The battle takes place in the same arena that the Royal Rumble was fought in, and the wrestlers have access to any weaponry that a wrestler would be able to access in a match.

for those who can't remember, here is a list of the Superstars in this match: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_...d_eliminations

[The MunchKING]

Yeah I'm not seeing anyone with enough wacky-power feats to handle boars without modern tech. And given that WWE doesn't usually stash a load of boar-spears under the ring, I'm guessing everyone is getting gored.

[Beadle]

Yeah I'm not seeing anyone with enough wacky-power feats to handle boars without modern tech. And given that WWE doesn't usually stash a load of boar-spears under the ring, I'm guessing everyone is getting gored.

The only person on the list with any stupidly OTT feats is Strowman. Everyone else is getting gored, and Strowman can’t beat 30 feral hogs with some chairs, a table or two, a weakened ‘kendo stick’, a dustbin, some ladders and thumbtacks.

If Triple H has left the sledgehammer lying around, or Kane’s pyros are attached to the ring though...