Darkseid, new god of Tyranny, takes on the Dread Cthulhu. wins in this battle of fictional gods?
(This is post crisis Darkseid to be clear)
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Thread: Darkseid vs. Cthulhu
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08-08-2019, 12:50 AM #1Extraordinary Member
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Darkseid vs. Cthulhu
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08-08-2019, 01:27 AM #2Prince of Duckness
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There are no stairs, couches or boat-hulls in the Arena, so neither will lose to clumsiness.
In which case we revert to the one with actual meaningful feats, i.e. Darkseid.
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08-08-2019, 02:23 AM #3Reborn Samurai
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Wow, I hate Cthulhu and even I think that this is too cruel of a fate for our detestable mascot.
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08-08-2019, 09:31 AM #4Open at 3AM!
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Based on feats, Darkseid should comfortably one shot vaporize Cthulhu.
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08-08-2019, 05:45 PM #5BANNED
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So are they finally giving Darkseid some respect again?
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08-08-2019, 06:52 PM #6She/Her
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No, he just has feats.
Originally Posted by Mider2009
Really though, you'd think as many times as 'Cthulhu doesn't have feats' has come up, people would take the hint.Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran
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08-08-2019, 07:04 PM #7Death of Time
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The cool thing is Cthulu can give us actual commentary on his win/loss record vs Darkseid.
Will Rumbles allow commentary in place of feats?
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08-09-2019, 09:51 AM #8Astonishing Member
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Do Cthulhu's feats on South Park count? Haha.
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08-09-2019, 10:40 AM #9Slime Time
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But according to Female Furies, Darkseid is a coward who will run at the first sign of opposition. Originally Posted by The Arbiter
Of course, Female Furies is a giant dumpster fire of terrible writing and character assassination. So... let's just throw that into an actual dumpster fire and ignore it exists. Which means that the extra-dimensional God-being whose avatars regularly trade blows with Superman-class beings.Critics who treat adult as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence.
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