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    The question is like saying a duck is half way in intelligence between an amoeba and Einstein. Without the characteristics of the scale, I can't answer it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Smith View Post
    The question is like saying a duck is half way in intelligence between an amoeba and Einstein. Without the characteristics of the scale, I can't answer it.
    It isn’t, by the way. Halfway between, I mean.

    I mean it depends on the duck, obviously, but certain ducks that shall remain nameless (*cough*) are to Einstein what he is to an amoeba.

    Some of us have fourteen profeatherships and seventy-six ducktorates.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Smith View Post
    The question is like saying a duck is half way in intelligence between an amoeba and Einstein. Without the characteristics of the scale, I can't answer it.
    An Amoeba a Duck and Einstein walk into a bar.
    Bartender says to the Amoeba; “You better pay the tab before you split.”
    The duck replies; "Don't worry, just put it on my tab."
    Eisenstein says; "Don't you mean 'put it on my bill'?"
    The duck says; "Okay, put it on his bill."
    Last edited by Güicho; 08-12-2019 at 04:41 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Güicho View Post
    An Amoeba a Duck and Einstein walk into a bar.
    Bartender says to the Amoeba; “You better pay the tab before you split.”
    The duck replies; "Don't worry, just put it on my tab."
    Eisenstein says; "Don't don't you mean 'put it on my bill'?"
    The duck says; "Okay, put it on his bill."
    This was unexpectedly effective at eliciting a chuckle.
    "So full of hate were our eyes
    That none of us could see
    Our war would yield countless dead
    But never victory
    So let us cast arms aside
    And like discard our wrath
    Thou, in faith, will keep us safe
    Whilst we find the path"

    -The Covenant Writ of Union

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    That was funny. There was a Green Loontern duck that was pretty high up the power scale. Howard had the hots for Lea Thompson, does that count in this equation?

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    I'd actually pick a Transformer or a Power Ranger.
    I think they have the ability to take on both cosmic and street level threats while at the same time being believably beaten by a cosmic or street level threat is not out of the picture for either of them either.

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