Are the X-men actually teachers? Who teaches what subject?

[PoorStudent]

Wow, there is actually a Wikipedia listing this info:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...ents_and_staff
Xavier Institute:

Cyclops (Scott Summers) - Founding student body member; former headmaster and mentor of the Corsairs; former geometry/leadership and tactics teacher;[1] currently leading the Mutant Revolution.
White Queen (Emma Frost) - Former headmistress and mentor of the Hellions at the Massachusetts Academy; former ethics teacher;[1] currently teacher at the New Charles Xavier School for Mutants.
Karma (Shan Coy Manh) - Former secretary to the headmaster, former librarian, former French teacher and replacement mentor of the Alpha Squadron; currently a member of the Astonishing X-Men.
Colossus (Piotr Rasputin) - Former art teacher; currently a member of the X-Men.
Magma (Amara Aquilla) - Former geology teacher and replacement mentor of the Paragons; currently a member of the X-Men in the recent incarnation of the New Mutants.
Tom Corsi - Former physical education teacher; current whereabouts unknown.
Nightcrawler (Kurt Wagner) - former drama teacher.[2]
Prodigy (David Alleyne) - Substitute instructor.[3]
Storm (Ororo Munroe) - Former mentor; left the school to look after mutants in Africa; married the Black Panther and became queen of Wakanda; briefly joined the Fantastic Four; currently a member of the X-Men.
Danielle Moonstar - Former American history teacher and mentor of the New Mutants squad; depowered due to the events of M-Day and fired as a tutor by Emma Frost; briefly became a trainer for the Initiative; currently a member of the X-Men in the recent incarnation of the New Mutants.
Wolfsbane (Rahne Sinclair) - Former mentor of the Paragons and teaching assistant; former member of X-Force.
Annie Ghazikhanian - Former school nurse; left the school during an attack by the Brotherhood of Mutants; current whereabouts unknown.
Northstar (Jean-Paul Beaubier) - Former business and flight teacher and mentor of Alpha Squadron; currently a member of the X-Men.
Phoenix (Jean Grey-Summers) - Former headmistress; currently in a higher plane of existence: The White Hot Room.
Moira MacTaggert - Deceased; former housekeeper and lover of Charles Xavier; formerly in charge of the Muir Island Laboratory.
Marilyn Hannah - Former Xavier Institute chef; killed by Black Tom Cassidy during the Brotherhood's attack on the Institute; called Hannah in earlier appearances.
Alicia Downing - Former Xavier Institute guidance counselor.
Sharon Friedlander - Deceased; former school nurse.
Stevie Hunter - Former dance instructor; current whereabouts unknown.
Angel/Archangel (Warren Worthington III) - Former flight class instructor; currently with the X-Men and X-Force.
Kuan Yin-Xorn - Deceased; former advisor to the Special Class.
Professor X (Charles Xavier) - Former headmaster.
Sanji Yamamoto - Former member of the kitchen staff.
Banshee (Sean Cassidy) - Deceased; former assistant to Moira; former headmaster of the Massachusetts Academy when it was the home and training facility of Generation X.
Magneto (Max Eisenhardt) - Former headmaster; currently solo.

Jean Grey School:
Angel (Warren Worthington III) - Graduate assistant and Recruiter; lost his memory after his death and his resurrection at the end of the Dark Angel Saga.
Anole (Victor "Vic" Borkowski)
Armor (Hisako Ichiki)
Beast (Dr. Henry "Hank" McCoy) - Vice-Principal; Science and Philosophy professor; currently member of X-Men, Secret Avengers and S.W.O.R.D..
Chamber (Jonothon "Jono" Starsmore) - Junior Staff; formerly member of the Generation X.
Deathlok - Junior Staff; Future teaching professor; former member of Wolverine's X-Force.
Doop - Adjunct Staff; Introduction to Religion professor; Receptionist; formerly cameraman of X-Statix.
Firestar - New staff who joins the X-Men after the Battle of the Atom. Formerly a member of the Avengers and the New Warriors.
Frenzy (Joanna Cargill) - Adjunct Staff; former X-Villain member of Acolytes of Magneto and Alliance of Evil.
Husk (Paige Guthrie) - Junior Staff; Former Mutant Art and Literature professor. Currently school guidance councilor due to secondary mutation.
Iceman (Robert "Bobby" Drake) - Senior Staff; Mathematics professor; formerly mentor of the Excelsiors.
Kid Omega (Quintavius "Quentin" Quire)
Marvel Girl (Rachel Grey) - Senior Staff; Psychic Defense and Space Survival professor; formerly member of the Starjammers.
M (Monet St. Croix) - Former member of X-Factor Investigations
Nightcrawler (Kurt Wagner)
Pixie (Megan Gwynn)
Dr. Cecilia Reyes - Resident Physician; current member of the New York-based X-Men.
Storm (Ororo Munroe) - Headmistress; joins team in replacing Husk.
Warbird (Ava'Dara Naganandini) - Junior Staff; School Protector.
Cannonball (Samuel "Sam" Guthrie) - Junior Staff; Flight professor; formerly leader of New Mutants; left the school to join the Avengers.
Gambit (Remy LeBeau) - Senior Staff Member; Sex-Ed professor; formerly mentor of Chevaliers; kicked out and joined the All-New X-Factor
Karma (Xi'an "Shan" Coy Manh) - Junior Staff; Librarian; formerly a member of the recent incarnation of New Mutants and replacement mentor of Alpha Squadron. Left the school to live in the ruins of Utopia, later joined the New Charles Xavier School for Mutants and its team of X-Men.
Lockheed - Junior Staff; Alien Races professor; currently a member of the X-Men, the S.W.O.R.D. and the Pet Avengers.
Mimic (Calvin Rankin) - Junior Staff; one of the most ancient members of the X-Men; former X-Villain member of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants and of Norman Osborn's Dark X-Men; left after the war between Avengers and X-Men.
Professor X (Charles Xavier) - Senior Staff; X-Men founder; killed at the end of Avengers vs. X-Men.
Psylocke (Elizabeth "Betsy" Braddock) - Former teacher, fired by Wolverine because she was reacting aggressively to students' thoughts. [35]
Rogue (Anna Marie) - Senior Staff Member; Linguistics professor; formerly mentor of Advocates.; killed in Uncanny Avengers Current member of the Avenger Unity Squad
Shadowcat (Katherine "Kitty" Pryde) - Former Headmistress, now Senior Staff; Ethics, Computer Science, and Future History professor; left after the Battle of the Atom.
Toad (Mortimer Toynbee) - Janitor; former X-Villain member of Brotherhood of Evil Mutants; left to be partner with Dr. Frankenstein
Wolverine (James Howlett/Logan) - Headmaster; History and Combat professor; currently leader of Jean Grey School X-Men and member of the Avengers. Died in the Death of Wolverine storyline.

Still have a hard time believing Gambit or Wolverine would want to teach.

[ChibaMariners]

Emma teaching ethics... That's gold.

[CoCoBandz]

Okay so who teaches Sex-Ed? Gonna assume nobody because these kids wouldn't all be so weird otherwise.

[PsychoEFrost]

Okay so who teaches Sex-Ed? Gonna assume nobody because these kids wouldn't all be so weird otherwise.

Danger, obviously.

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[ChibaMariners]

Okay so who teaches Sex-Ed? Gonna assume nobody because these kids wouldn't all be so weird otherwise.

I thought it was Gambit teaching it

[WebLurker]

Wasn't Karma the librarian?

That was in the Back to School relaunch of New X-Men, as I recall.

[Digifiend]

Wow, there is actually a Wikipedia listing this info:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...ents_and_staff
Xavier Institute:

Cyclops (Scott Summers) - currently leading the Mutant Revolution.
White Queen (Emma Frost) - currently teacher at the New Charles Xavier School for Mutants.
Karma (Shan Coy Manh) - currently a member of the Astonishing X-Men.
Magma (Amara Aquilla) - currently a member of the X-Men in the recent incarnation of the New Mutants.

Looks like that article needs updating lol. It's at least five years out of date.

[Agent Z]

Because there is nothing that Gambit and 137-year-old Wolverine can teach anyone right? Sigh. Jean Grey School for Higher Learning was college level. The concept of school has changed since the X-men has been around the X-men don't need a single teacher on staff, Everyone can just go to school online and get a degree from anyone online school. The school teaches practical survivor skill like military and how to control with powers with people like Cyclops, Wolverine, Gambit and traditional school skills with Hank, Emma or Xavier and for the classes sizes they have had you only need few accredited teachers for official test-taking purposes, A teachers aide/assistant don't need the same level of training.

Do people really think the best application of the Danger Room is fighting? They have a simulator that can create any combat scenario but they have no way teaching students?

Logan might be a good teacher if he could remember anything worth teaching kids.

As for Gambit, what could he possibly teach them that won't get them arrested?

[Ambaryerno]

An AU version of X-23 taught self-defense at the school. She was a LITERAL Professor of Asskicking. Main Verse she was able to get a temp posting as a gym teacher to make Ms. Balbricker proud. Even if she had fake credentials she still had to have the acumen to sell it, so she’d probably be qualified.

[Digifiend]

Yeah, they infiltrated a school in one of Mariko Tamaki's X-23 issues. As you say, Laura became a gym teacher, and Gabby was a student - the first time she'd ever been to school (she's visited Xavier's, but not enrolled).

Danger, obviously.

Danger Room.jpg

Why are Cyclops and Jean's answers different there? Shouldn't Jean and Scott have lost their virginity to each other, and therefore at the same location?

[Agent Z]

I honestly feel like Emma teaching ethics was supposed to be a joke.

[Shreene]

Wow, there is actually a Wikipedia listing this info:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...ents_and_staff
Xavier Institute:

Cyclops (Scott Summers) - Founding student body member; former headmaster and mentor of the Corsairs; former geometry/leadership and tactics teacher;[1] currently leading the Mutant Revolution.
White Queen (Emma Frost) - Former headmistress and mentor of the Hellions at the Massachusetts Academy; former ethics teacher;[1] currently teacher at the New Charles Xavier School for Mutants.
Karma (Shan Coy Manh) - Former secretary to the headmaster, former librarian, former French teacher and replacement mentor of the Alpha Squadron; currently a member of the Astonishing X-Men.
Colossus (Piotr Rasputin) - Former art teacher; currently a member of the X-Men.
Magma (Amara Aquilla) - Former geology teacher and replacement mentor of the Paragons; currently a member of the X-Men in the recent incarnation of the New Mutants.
Tom Corsi - Former physical education teacher; current whereabouts unknown.
Nightcrawler (Kurt Wagner) - former drama teacher.[2]
Prodigy (David Alleyne) - Substitute instructor.[3]
Storm (Ororo Munroe) - Former mentor; left the school to look after mutants in Africa; married the Black Panther and became queen of Wakanda; briefly joined the Fantastic Four; currently a member of the X-Men.
Danielle Moonstar - Former American history teacher and mentor of the New Mutants squad; depowered due to the events of M-Day and fired as a tutor by Emma Frost; briefly became a trainer for the Initiative; currently a member of the X-Men in the recent incarnation of the New Mutants.
Wolfsbane (Rahne Sinclair) - Former mentor of the Paragons and teaching assistant; former member of X-Force.
Annie Ghazikhanian - Former school nurse; left the school during an attack by the Brotherhood of Mutants; current whereabouts unknown.
Northstar (Jean-Paul Beaubier) - Former business and flight teacher and mentor of Alpha Squadron; currently a member of the X-Men.
Phoenix (Jean Grey-Summers) - Former headmistress; currently in a higher plane of existence: The White Hot Room.
Moira MacTaggert - Deceased; former housekeeper and lover of Charles Xavier; formerly in charge of the Muir Island Laboratory.
Marilyn Hannah - Former Xavier Institute chef; killed by Black Tom Cassidy during the Brotherhood's attack on the Institute; called Hannah in earlier appearances.
Alicia Downing - Former Xavier Institute guidance counselor.
Sharon Friedlander - Deceased; former school nurse.
Stevie Hunter - Former dance instructor; current whereabouts unknown.
Angel/Archangel (Warren Worthington III) - Former flight class instructor; currently with the X-Men and X-Force.
Kuan Yin-Xorn - Deceased; former advisor to the Special Class.
Professor X (Charles Xavier) - Former headmaster.
Sanji Yamamoto - Former member of the kitchen staff.
Banshee (Sean Cassidy) - Deceased; former assistant to Moira; former headmaster of the Massachusetts Academy when it was the home and training facility of Generation X.
Magneto (Max Eisenhardt) - Former headmaster; currently solo.

Jean Grey School:
Angel (Warren Worthington III) - Graduate assistant and Recruiter; lost his memory after his death and his resurrection at the end of the Dark Angel Saga.
Anole (Victor "Vic" Borkowski)
Armor (Hisako Ichiki)
Beast (Dr. Henry "Hank" McCoy) - Vice-Principal; Science and Philosophy professor; currently member of X-Men, Secret Avengers and S.W.O.R.D..
Chamber (Jonothon "Jono" Starsmore) - Junior Staff; formerly member of the Generation X.
Deathlok - Junior Staff; Future teaching professor; former member of Wolverine's X-Force.
Doop - Adjunct Staff; Introduction to Religion professor; Receptionist; formerly cameraman of X-Statix.
Firestar - New staff who joins the X-Men after the Battle of the Atom. Formerly a member of the Avengers and the New Warriors.
Frenzy (Joanna Cargill) - Adjunct Staff; former X-Villain member of Acolytes of Magneto and Alliance of Evil.
Husk (Paige Guthrie) - Junior Staff; Former Mutant Art and Literature professor. Currently school guidance councilor due to secondary mutation.
Iceman (Robert "Bobby" Drake) - Senior Staff; Mathematics professor; formerly mentor of the Excelsiors.
Kid Omega (Quintavius "Quentin" Quire)
Marvel Girl (Rachel Grey) - Senior Staff; Psychic Defense and Space Survival professor; formerly member of the Starjammers.
M (Monet St. Croix) - Former member of X-Factor Investigations
Nightcrawler (Kurt Wagner)
Pixie (Megan Gwynn)
Dr. Cecilia Reyes - Resident Physician; current member of the New York-based X-Men.
Storm (Ororo Munroe) - Headmistress; joins team in replacing Husk.
Warbird (Ava'Dara Naganandini) - Junior Staff; School Protector.
Cannonball (Samuel "Sam" Guthrie) - Junior Staff; Flight professor; formerly leader of New Mutants; left the school to join the Avengers.
Gambit (Remy LeBeau) - Senior Staff Member; Sex-Ed professor; formerly mentor of Chevaliers; kicked out and joined the All-New X-Factor
Karma (Xi'an "Shan" Coy Manh) - Junior Staff; Librarian; formerly a member of the recent incarnation of New Mutants and replacement mentor of Alpha Squadron. Left the school to live in the ruins of Utopia, later joined the New Charles Xavier School for Mutants and its team of X-Men.
Lockheed - Junior Staff; Alien Races professor; currently a member of the X-Men, the S.W.O.R.D. and the Pet Avengers.
Mimic (Calvin Rankin) - Junior Staff; one of the most ancient members of the X-Men; former X-Villain member of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants and of Norman Osborn's Dark X-Men; left after the war between Avengers and X-Men.
Professor X (Charles Xavier) - Senior Staff; X-Men founder; killed at the end of Avengers vs. X-Men.
Psylocke (Elizabeth "Betsy" Braddock) - Former teacher, fired by Wolverine because she was reacting aggressively to students' thoughts. [35]
Rogue (Anna Marie) - Senior Staff Member; Linguistics professor; formerly mentor of Advocates.; killed in Uncanny Avengers Current member of the Avenger Unity Squad
Shadowcat (Katherine "Kitty" Pryde) - Former Headmistress, now Senior Staff; Ethics, Computer Science, and Future History professor; left after the Battle of the Atom.
Toad (Mortimer Toynbee) - Janitor; former X-Villain member of Brotherhood of Evil Mutants; left to be partner with Dr. Frankenstein
Wolverine (James Howlett/Logan) - Headmaster; History and Combat professor; currently leader of Jean Grey School X-Men and member of the Avengers. Died in the Death of Wolverine storyline.

Still have a hard time believing Gambit or Wolverine would want to teach.

Too bad none of the aforementioned are accredited with any educational institutions.

[Glio]

Xavier's School counts as college education. Somehow. It is placed in the character profiles, Cyclops for example has not studied anything in any normal university but that is his level of education.

We have to assume that all the time they were not saving the world or in the Danger Room they were studying.

Yeah, they infiltrated a school in one of Mariko Tamaki's X-23 issues. As you say, Laura became a gym teacher, and Gabby was a student - the first time she'd ever been to school (she's visited Xavier's, but not enrolled).

Why are Cyclops and Jean's answers different there? Shouldn't Jean and Scott have lost their virginity to each other, and therefore at the same location?

I think Scott lost his virginity with Phoenix, not Jean.
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[norj]

I honestly feel like Emma teaching ethics was supposed to be a joke.

You know what the say “She who can does; she who cannot, teaches.”

[Omega Alpha]

Xavier's School counts as college education. Somehow. It is placed in the character profiles, Cyclops for example has not studied anything in any normal university but that is his level of education.

We have to assume that all the time they were not saving the world or in the Danger Room they were studying.



I think Scott lost his virginity with Phoenix, not Jean.
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Yeah, still makes no sense. Just because it was the first time they were shown on panel having sex, doesn't mean it's the first time they did it, specially considering there were a lot more restrictions in the 60's and 70's.