Xena's episode "God Fearing Child", which served as a sort of backdoor finale to Hercules's series.
Hera: This is the first thing that I have done right. In an eternity.
Zeus: And the last.
Hercules: This didn't have to happen!
Zeus: Every son...must eventually take his father's place. Like I did mine. Hercules...you have never disappointed me. Especially today.
Ok that last one might be more akin to Vader saying to Luke "let me see you with my own eyes", but...still counts IMO.
One of my favorite tv villains, JR Ewing.
Edgar Randolph: You disgust me! I don't know how you live with yourself!
JR: Oh, it's not that hard, Edgar. Once you lose your integrity, the rest is a piece of cake.
Katherine: I know why I'm doing this, I want Bobby. But what I don't understand is what's in it for you?
JR: I have a very special feeling for your sister. I hate her.
JR: You're nothing but a lousy drunk
Sue Ellen: Joan of Ark would've been a drunk if she'd been married to you
Sue Ellen: Which slut are you going to be with tonight, JR?
JR: It doesn't matter. Whoever she is, she's got to be more interesting than the slut I'm looking at right now.
Bobby: I'm going to remarry Pam and there's not a damn thing you can do about it, JR.
JR: Fine, go ahead and marry Pam. But I know one thing, I never thought a brother of mine could be this dumb. Well, with the exception of Gary and Ray, of course.
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"Hhhhssssssssssssssss"
~Alien
Original join date: sometime in 2002
Very true. What was great was that every so often, Sue Ellen could give as good as she got from him:
Sue Ellen to JR: You came into my room last night. I got so excited by the idea that I rolled over and went right back to sleep.
JR: You're crazy if you think you're going to use me for some kind of stud service
Sue Ellen: Why JR, what other possible use could I have for you?
Sue Ellen to JR: I just met your child bride. What junior high school were you cruising when you met her?
C Montgomery Burns:
"What good is money if you can't use it to strike fear into the hearts of men?"
"I'll keep it short and sweet. Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business."
"If you can take advantage of a situation in some way, it's your duty as an American to do it. Why should the race be always to the swift, or the jumble to the quick-witted? Should they be allowed to win, merely because of the gifts God gave them? Well I say cheating is a gift man gives himself."
Joan Crawford in Mommie Dearest
"You were right all along, Mr Kent. I am the Villain of the Story."- Lex(Smallville 4x17, Onyx)
Pull List:
DC: Batman, Nightwing, Red Hood: Outlaw, Detective Comics, Superman, Action Comics, Young Justice, Legion of Superheroes, John Constantine: Hellblazer, Batman Beyond, Dark Nights: Death Metal
MARVEL: Fantastic Four, Daredevil, The Immortal Hulk, Venom, Web of Venom, Dawn of X
BOOM STUDIOS: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Willow, Angel and Spike
DARK HORSE: Bill and Ted are doomed.
IMAGE: The Walking Dead: Deluxe