Originally Posted by
Nate Grey
Supernatural has 15 years worth of good quotes. Some of my favorites:
"Now its your turn to listen. I'd sooner swim through hot garbage than shake hands with a bottom-feeding mutation like you. You demons are ugly...lazy...gold-digging whores. You're less than humans. And they're not good for much till you dip them in garlic sauce. I'd never work with you, Crowley. In fact if I wasn't busy with better things I might actively wipe your kind from the face of the universe. And you'd deserve it. Are we clear?"
-Dick Roman to Crowley
"I am...the SON of Eve!"
"A pathetic mutt. Hardly one of us. I knew Eve. And honestly? Your mommy was a whore."
-Edgar's response to The Alpha Vampire.
"When your kind first huddled around the fire, I was the thing in the dark! Now you think you can hurt me?"
-The Alpha Vampire in defiance after being locked up by the Winchesters.
"Mother...why do you hate me?"
"I hate you, because when I look into your eyes I see the woman I used to be. Before magic. Before the coven. When I was nothing but Rowena, the tanner's daughter. A pale, scared, little girl, who smelled of filth and day. I hate you, because when you were born your father said he loved me. Then he went back to his grand wife and his grand house, whilst I lay pathetic and half dead on a straw mat, my thighs slick with blood. I hate you, because if I didn't, I'd love you. But love...love is weakness. And I'll never be weak again."
-Crowley asking Rowena why she hates him, and her response.
"You like pain, Sam? You like hell? You need to stop thinking of this as some kind of deal. This is a hostage situation you arrogant little thug. I OWN, your little brother do you understand me?"
-Crowley's response to Dean saying he and [Soulless] Sam don't work for Crowley
"Oh! Bonus: Meg, I'm gonna scoop you up, take you home, and roast you till you're jerky, but not...yet. Cas can have you for now. Hilariously, it seems he'd be upset at losing you. And the boys, need Cas, to get Dick."
-Crowley's addendum to his partnership with the Winchesters and Cas to get Dick Roman while Meg observes.