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    Default Hulk (w/ a jetpack) vs. Namor and Wonder Man

    Savage Hulk with an Adamantium alloy jetpack vs. Simon and Namor. 616.

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    I know ‘Hulk with a jetpack’ is kind of a board meme, but I would work on the assumption that Hulk is actually too dumb to control a jetpack.

    Namor and Simon are both Class 100 guys with great durability who can fly under their own steam. Individually, he beats them, but it’s a fight. Together? Hulk is stronger than each of them, but I think the pair of them together could overpower him, and at least drag him into the upper atmosphere where jet packs will fail due to low air pressure. Then, even if Namor can’t keep up at that altitude, Simon grabs a leg and tosses Hulk into space. Or even drags him there personally and flies back himself.

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    Hulk and Namor call a timeout to go troll Wolverine together.

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    Basically, Hulk with the Power of Flight so they can't avoid him indefinitely. Eventually, the Hulk wins.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Powerboy View Post
    Basically, Hulk with the Power of Flight so they can't avoid him indefinitely. Eventually, the Hulk wins.
    Not really cuz both are far more maneuverable, lol; and this is Savage Hulk ... he is an idiot.
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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    My first thought was also "Well, how intuitive is this jetpack to control?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nik Hasta View Post
    My first thought was also "Well, how intuitive is this jetpack to control?"
    Exactly.

    And what kind of jet pack is it? Is it hand controlled, mind controlled, breath controlled e.t.c

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    Y'all are too clever for me :P

    My intent was "Hulk can fly"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Username taken View Post
    Exactly.

    And what kind of jet pack is it? Is it hand controlled, mind controlled, breath controlled e.t.c
    Savage Hulk with a mind-controlled jetpack could be comedy gold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shellhead View Post
    Savage Hulk with a mind-controlled jetpack could be comedy gold.
    Hulk smash into mountain.

    Why stupid mountain leap out in front of Hulk?

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    I believe the savage Hulk personality has reared his head post warp core explosion. Is the pre or post warp core Hulk?
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    Hulk eventually smashes both their heads in.

    Or more canny version of the Hulk could smash Simon's head in with words.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cronus View Post
    I believe the savage Hulk personality has reared his head post warp core explosion. Is the pre or post warp core Hulk?
    Savage's latest appearances have been in Ewing's current run, so I'd assume we'd use those.

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    Ptrvc, you get my PM a while back?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nik Hasta View Post
    Ptrvc, you get my PM a while back?
    Shoot.

    My life exploded right after that.

    You weren't waiting one were you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ptrvc View Post
    Shoot.

    My life exploded right after that.

    You weren't waiting one were you?
    Ah, sorry to hear things got wild.

    Yeah, you should have a thing from me. Just some homework for the RPG. ^_^

    No rush, I've not exactly been hounding people about it.

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