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    Which pig wins?

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    Why isn't Gordy in this fight???
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    Never heard of him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MichaelC View Post
    Never heard of him.
    Gordy. 1995 film. Came out around the time Babe did. I think it even shared an actor or something. You should google a trailer!

    Also, Wilbur iirc was the larger pig in regards to the thread. And could back flip lol. So him.

    Edit: I might be wrong about the shared actor thing actually
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Arbiter View Post
    Gordy. 1995 film. Came out around the time Babe did. I think it even shared an actor or something. You should google a trailer!

    Also, Wilbur iirc was the larger pig in regards to the thread. And could back flip lol. So him.

    Edit: I might be wrong about the shared actor thing actually
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    ISTR that Babe was a lot more physically active, what with his being a sheepdog-pig, while Wilbur was generally relying on Charlotte hyping him up with her web.

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    Babe's first solution to herding disobedient sheep several times his size was to bite their ankles. Don't mess with him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Falcon View Post
    Babe's first solution to herding disobedient sheep several times his size was to bite their ankles. Don't mess with him.
    Yep.

    Babe had whatever the pig equivalent of "The Eye Of The Tiger" was.

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    I vaguely recall Babe running off some wild dogs. Farmer Hoggett also thought he was savage enough to murder a sheep.

    Wilbur’s bacon is cooked.
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    "This is a meaningless battle. We are two madmen engaging in senseless folley."

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    Quote Originally Posted by numberthirty View Post
    Yep.

    Babe had whatever the pig equivalent of "The Eye Of The Tiger" was.
    "Eye of the Wild Boar".

    And Babe was able to work as a herding dog (pig) and keep up with dogs on a competitive level. Wilbur's gonna get gored and his entrails devoured by the herding pig.
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    Tepig turns them both into bacon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MichaelC View Post
    Which pig wins?
    Porky comes in with a shotgun and finishes them all off.

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    Wilbur's all show and no go. Babe actually got **** done.

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    Aight folks. Y'all made me do it. I have now been forced to think about the Rumbles ready combat potential of two lovable childhood pigs. THANKS.

    As mentioned before, despite the go get em nature of Babe, Wilbur is simply FAR too large to realistically battle in a straight fight. I think you are all forgeting just how big he was near the end of the film.

    Compare him to the above average male size of farmer Zuckerman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Arbiter View Post
    Aight folks. Y'all made me do it. I have now been forced to think about the Rumbles ready combat potential of two lovable childhood pigs. THANKS.

    As mentioned before, despite the go get em nature of Babe, Wilbur is simply FAR too large to realistically battle in a straight fight. I think you are all forgeting just how big he was near the end of the film.

    Compare him to the above average male size of farmer Zuckerman.
    Yeah but he's got no heart, no spirit. He's a Rocky Balboa waiting to get humbled by the Clubber Lang that is Babe.

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