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    Default Dumbest things Marvel villains have said

    I've seen a lot of posts complaining about how Thanos is being written like a "thug" who isn't very intelligent compared to how he was written by Jim Starlin, so I really wasn't expecting this gem when I started reading the Thanos Quest the other day:

    https://i.ibb.co/P1g99KV/20191011-065916.png

    Can you folks think of any other instances of Marvel villains saying something really stupid?

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    Thanos challenging Emperor Doom while berating him was also particularly foolish. That was a dumb move which he would never have attempted in his right mind.

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    Bor is not really a villain but

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    "Oh no! I've been beat by these delicious hostess fruit pies!"

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    fd4.jpg
    Lol.

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    "When my men reported a crazy black man in the Fantastic Four's craft, I knew it had to be you."

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    Amazing Spider-Man #3 is my all-time favorite:

    "And now, Super-Man, I grow bored with this game! My time is too valuable!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frontier View Post
    This. By a mile.

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    ""You are stupid for you have made me mad!"
    More of a borderline case.

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    Skeeter: Hey time traveling O5 members of the X-Men We don't take kindly to people who create a time paradox around here!

    Bartender: Now calm down Skeeter they aint hurtin nobody.

    Skeeter: No! I wanna know som'in from the "O5" How come you cant go back to your own timeline in the first place and how come when Reed Richards "fixed" the universe you wasnt put back and how come the changes that happn to you dont happn to your present day selves?

    Bartender: Skeeter I dont want trouble

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frontier View Post
    Reverse image searched this and apparently lots of fans think it's badass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hybrid View Post
    Honestly, this is one of my favorite lines just because of how silly it is, plus it shows he doesn't give a damn about doing good, just wants his dumb wish lol.

    Quote Originally Posted by Blind Wedjat View Post
    Reverse image searched this and apparently lots of fans think it's badass
    How many of them are older than 16?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blind Wedjat View Post
    Reverse image searched this and apparently lots of fans think it's badass
    Kind of embarrassing for doom fans.
    "I just don't get why you wouldn't want to break the law anymore" --Scorpia

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