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    Default Dumbest things Marvel villains have said

    I've seen a lot of posts complaining about how Thanos is being written like a "thug" who isn't very intelligent compared to how he was written by Jim Starlin, so I really wasn't expecting this gem when I started reading the Thanos Quest the other day:

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    Can you folks think of any other instances of Marvel villains saying something really stupid?

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    Thanos challenging Emperor Doom while berating him was also particularly foolish. That was a dumb move which he would never have attempted in his right mind.

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    Bor is not really a villain but

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    "Oh no! I've been beat by these delicious hostess fruit pies!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gaastra View Post
    "Oh no! I've been beat by these delicious hostess fruit pies!"
    That's not dumb, that just plain logic.

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    Lol.

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    "When my men reported a crazy black man in the Fantastic Four's craft, I knew it had to be you."

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    Amazing Spider-Man #3 is my all-time favorite:

    "And now, Super-Man, I grow bored with this game! My time is too valuable!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by DurararaFTW View Post
    Bor is not really a villain but
    Not sure I'd count this one, as its clearly a bit of Sera embellishment (shes narrating the story). I honestly never understood the raging hatred for this panel.

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    Talk about making dumb statements
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    He is just a broken deluded foolish old man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DurararaFTW View Post
    Bor is not really a villain but
    Isn't this more 'dumbest things writers have ever written?'

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