Michael Myers vs the Raptor pack and/or the Indoraptor

[The Drunkard Kid]

But i've not thought of creatures wearing masks on top of their heads & what i mean is that the Indoraptor's head wouldn't fit directly into the mask.

Michael Meyers' and the Indoraptor's general Modus Operandi would result in any witnesses dying before they can offer too many complaints about their respective fashion senses.

[The Dog]

Michale has some fairly impressive soak. He survived getting both his eyes shot out and kept swinging. And he got Set on Fire and Left to burn, and it didn't kill him. Didn't even have any burn scars

It did leave him in a coma for like a decade while he healed though. The raptor wouldn't stop until it's eaten a good portion of Mikey's body.

[Jcogginsa]

It did leave him in a coma for like a decade while he healed though. The raptor wouldn't stop until it's eaten a good portion of Mikey's body.

Yeah, but could the Raptor put him down in the first place?

[Stigmazilla]

who knows... maybe Tyrannoraptor is a 12-year old that really, REALLY loves dinosaurs. I would not be surprised if they were a kid. either way, I'm not gonna hold it against them.

compared to those no-win torture porn "a certain alien emissary" threads I can put up with these just fine. this one made me laugh... but not as much as the Walker Texas Ranger one!

Hey, you don't need to be a kid to like dinosaurs

[The Arbiter]

Hey, you don't need to be a kid to like dinosaurs

*gives Stigmazilla a high five*

[Tyrannoraptor]

Michael Meyers' and the Indoraptor's general Modus Operandi would result in any witnesses dying before they can offer too many complaints about their respective fashion senses.

Okay i've not even thought of Indoraptor dressing up.

[The Drunkard Kid]

Okay i've not even thought of Indoraptor dressing up.

That's how they get you.

[Melchior]

Okay i've not even thought of Indoraptor dressing up.

You are obviously unfamiliar with Dr. Dinosaur.

Here he is explaining how he obtained firearms: http://www.atomic-robo.com/atomicrobo/v4fcbd-page-9

Here is the beginning of Dr. Dinosaur's career: http://www.atomic-robo.com/atomicrobo/v2fcbd-cover

[Tyrannoraptor]

You are obviously unfamiliar with Dr. Dinosaur.

Here he is explaining how he obtained firearms: http://www.atomic-robo.com/atomicrobo/v4fcbd-page-9

Here is the beginning of Dr. Dinosaur's career: http://www.atomic-robo.com/atomicrobo/v2fcbd-cover

That's how they get you.

But what i meant is that i've never expected Indoraptor to be wearing like that.

[gordonm]

In the wild: raptors win.

If the raptors are currently babysitting: nothing's stopping Michael.

[KJS]

If Michael put a sheet over his head, the Raptors would think he was their boyfriend and the element of surprise would be too much.

This is logic. Thank you.

[Wildling]

If Michael put a sheet over his head, the Raptors would think he was their boyfriend and the element of surprise would be too much.

This is logic. Thank you.

Heard this post in an Owen recording voice...

[The Dog]

If Michael put a sheet over his head, the Raptors would think he was their boyfriend and the element of surprise would be too much.

This is logic. Thank you.

This would only work on Charlie, Delta, and Echo. Blue's the obvious 'final girl raptor' thus she would be immune to this trick. And with her final girl raptor power, Blue will be able to defeat and kill Michael.