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    In the history you know a dead boy named Jason Vorhees rises from his grave at Camp Crystal Lake every so often to terrorize and kill random teenagers. But in another Earth the camp was closed and the land repurposed to store strange chemicals and radioactive waste. Inevitably a leak causes these substances to be introduced into the lake and react with its supernatural energies, sparking a physical transformation in the slumbering Vorhees that results in him (and fortunately for us, his wardrobe) growing to enormous size.

    Now roused from the dead, the gigantic revenant begins heading to the nearest city to stalk some horny teens. Unfortunately for him, the creature known as Godzilla happens to be in the area and senses the aura of menace radiating from Vorhees. It takes such menace as a challenge and moves to intercept Jason, determined to show this upstart who really is the King of All Monsters.

    So, which one will prevail in this cataclysmic clash? I, The Watcher, pose this question to you all...

    What If A Kaiju-Sized Jason Fought Godzilla?
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    Saw the title and immediately thought of this:

    Critics who treat adult as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence.
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    Dang Godzilla might sure win solely due to sheer size & that'd be even worse than "Michael Myers vs Indoraptor".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrannoraptor View Post
    Dang Godzilla might sure win solely due to sheer size & that'd be even worse than "Michael Myers vs Indoraptor".
    But Jason is Godzilla-sized in this fight, so that shouldn't be a factor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Watcher View Post
    sparking a physical transformation in the slumbering Vorhees that results in him (and fortunately for us, his wardrobe) growing to enormous size.
    So we have a giant Jason with a rotting undead schlong, a giant tall wooden cupboard, but his clothes remain the same size?!

    HOW WILL THAT HELP?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Watcher View Post
    In the history you know a dead boy named Jason Vorhees rises from his grave at Camp Crystal Lake every so often to terrorize and kill random teenagers. But in another Earth the camp was closed and the land repurposed to store strange chemicals and radioactive waste. Inevitably a leak causes these substances to be introduced into the lake and react with its supernatural energies, sparking a physical transformation in the slumbering Vorhees that results in him (and fortunately for us, his wardrobe) growing to enormous size.

    Now roused from the dead, the gigantic revenant begins heading to the nearest city to stalk some horny teens. Unfortunately for him, the creature known as Godzilla happens to be in the area and senses the aura of menace radiating from Vorhees. It takes such menace as a challenge and moves to intercept Jason, determined to show this upstart who really is the King of All Monsters.

    So, which one will prevail in this cataclysmic clash? I, The Watcher, pose this question to you all...

    What If A Kaiju-Sized Jason Fought Godzilla?
    Godzilla should be able to take Jason out at range with his breath. Jason is strong for a human but Godzilla (especially since we are going KOTM, as that is the most recent), is way tougher surviving drops from the upper atmosphere.

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