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    Default Bullseye Elektra and Kingpin vs Deadshot, Lady Shiva and Bane

    The Kingpin and his former henchmen take on the DC mercenaries
    Who wins?

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    Is this "classic" or current Fisk?

    At any rate, Elektra should have a comfortable speed edge, even over Shiva.
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    My least favourite character evar (<-- not 100% an exaggeration), Elektra murders the DC side while Fisk looks on, nodding approvingly.

    Sad, but true.

    Edit: Bane has a moment to wonder why he's here before he dies, I suppose. Unless Current Bane is some kind of massively metahuman monstrosity again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpandpointies View Post
    My least favourite character evar (<-- not 100% an exaggeration), Elektra murders the DC side while Fisk looks on, nodding approvingly.

    Sad, but true.
    *looks at clock* Isn't it past your bedtime?? ;P
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Arbiter View Post
    *looks at clock* Isn't it past your bedtime?? ;P
    ...okay, I know it has been a while since I've posted this late, but I occasionally stay up. And I'm bored.

    .....

    Shut up.

    *is grumpy*
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    "...the Myths Transformed version of the legendarium, in which the Moon is Melkor's attempt to make his own Arda with blackjack and hookers." - Estrecca

    "...dropping an orca whale made of fire on your enemies is a pretty strong opening move." - Nik Hasta

    "[Kent] Nelson was nearly invariably presented as the guy who, barring the Spectre, made everyone else generally gasp and go "Doctor Fate don't shiv, he balls nasty.", even Superman." - Pendaran

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpandpointies View Post
    ...okay, I know it has been a while since I've posted this late, but I occasionally stay up. And I'm bored.

    .....

    Shut up.

    *is grumpy*
    Awe. Well, since I'm such a nice guy, I've arranged for Cthulhu to pay you a little visit and raise your spirits. He said something about PTSD and your wife, but I managed to cram him into the rocket and send it your way regardless.

    Alternatively, I shoot the rocket down and instead ask you why Elektra is ur leest fav evar. Your choice! =)
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    Let's go with the second - Cthulhu would be fine, my wife is...aware of him now. But Elektra?

    1. Costume. Appalling.
    2. Attitude: I'm too awesome and sexy. Bleah.
    3. She ruined Daredevil season 2 and didn't help the otherwise pretty decent Defenders.
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    "...the Myths Transformed version of the legendarium, in which the Moon is Melkor's attempt to make his own Arda with blackjack and hookers." - Estrecca

    "...dropping an orca whale made of fire on your enemies is a pretty strong opening move." - Nik Hasta

    "[Kent] Nelson was nearly invariably presented as the guy who, barring the Spectre, made everyone else generally gasp and go "Doctor Fate don't shiv, he balls nasty.", even Superman." - Pendaran

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    Crap, I forgot.

    4. The movie. And the Daredevil movie. Ugh.
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    "...the Myths Transformed version of the legendarium, in which the Moon is Melkor's attempt to make his own Arda with blackjack and hookers." - Estrecca

    "...dropping an orca whale made of fire on your enemies is a pretty strong opening move." - Nik Hasta

    "[Kent] Nelson was nearly invariably presented as the guy who, barring the Spectre, made everyone else generally gasp and go "Doctor Fate don't shiv, he balls nasty.", even Superman." - Pendaran

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpandpointies View Post
    Let's go with the second - Cthulhu would be fine, my wife is...aware of him now. But Elektra?

    1. Costume. Appalling.
    2. Attitude: I'm too awesome and sexy. Bleah.
    3. She ruined Daredevil season 2 and didn't help the otherwise pretty decent Defenders.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpandpointies View Post
    Crap, I forgot.

    4. The movie. And the Daredevil movie. Ugh.
    *reloads rocket launcher as chunks of Cthulhu space craft rain down across the Canadian border*

    Well, hard to argue with those reasons.
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    Don't make me get Sir Cthulhu Attenbourough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh View Post
    Don't make me get Sir Cthulhu Attenbourough.
    Please, please please do.
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    Couldn't Lady Shiva at least give Elektra a decent fight?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonathan View Post
    Couldn't Lady Shiva at least give Elektra a decent fight?
    Too slow.

    /limit
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    Current Shiva really doesn't have much in the way of feats, outside of 'treats Batman like trash when she gets serious'.
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    "...the Myths Transformed version of the legendarium, in which the Moon is Melkor's attempt to make his own Arda with blackjack and hookers." - Estrecca

    "...dropping an orca whale made of fire on your enemies is a pretty strong opening move." - Nik Hasta

    "[Kent] Nelson was nearly invariably presented as the guy who, barring the Spectre, made everyone else generally gasp and go "Doctor Fate don't shiv, he balls nasty.", even Superman." - Pendaran

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonathan View Post
    Couldn't Lady Shiva at least give Elektra a decent fight?
    As has been stated, Shiva might be as skilled as Elektra, but Elektra is much faster.
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