Post some funny lines from tv shows

From Gilmore Girls:

Rory has run away and Lorelai finally tracks her down:
Lorelai: she's at my parents' house
Luke: that's good. at least you know she's safe
Lorelai: safe?? are you kidding. I grew up in that house. It's like the Amityville Horror without the happy times.


Luke: how was dinner at your parents' house
Lorelai: like the first 15 minutes of Saving Private Ryan but at least those guys got to go to France.