Funny lines from tv shows

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From the awesome HBO show "Barry":

"If I 'suck balls,' you are king of suck-balls mountain!"

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From The Golden Girls - Season 6 "Blanche Delivers"

Dorothy: Rose, listen! You don't have to do anything to please your parents!
Sophia: She's right. I'd like to be proud of Dorothy for something but I'm not going to kill myself if that day never comes.
Dorothy: What Ma is trying to say is that she loves me for what I am.
Sophia: That's right. An over-the-hill schoolteacher who has to wait for the phone to ring to know if she's going to work that day.
Dorothy: Oh. It doesn't matter what your parents want, Rose. You're never going to make them happy. They're just going to nag you and nag you until you want to grab their throats and choke them but you DON'T because you're in a hospital with resuscitating equipment!