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  1. 12-08-2019, 10:34 AM #1
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    Default You vs. Anderson Silva (twist)

    Silva is in his prime. Sorta.

    He's got a BAD case of Influenza and hasn't eaten in 36 hours. Also he stepped on a Lego 3 seconds before fight starts.

    H2h only.
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    I still can’t see myself winning. That and I think the LEGO will just enrage him, negating the effect of the fast.

    I mean, flu’s not gonna waste his lung capacity or heart efficiency or even muscle power that I know of.

    At best I see myself making him pull a muscle in his back with my grappling. But I’ve lost conditioning at my new job.
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    I'm talking a BAD flu here. Not the 24 hour norovirus that people often mistake for flu.

    This is full on 104 degree fever flu. Muscle weakness, chills, nausea, headache and dry cough flu. It can mess a person up.

    ...that said, he still might kick my butt. He would get wasted FAST though.
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    I'm pretty sure I can run away from him long enough for the flu to take him out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BitVyper View Post
    I'm pretty sure I can run away from him long enough for the flu to take him out.
    Valid strategum. The Hyenas don't fight a sickly lion until it can no longer defend itself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Arbiter View Post
    Valid strategum. The Hyenas don't fight a sickly lion until it can no longer defend itself.

    Are you sure you aren't a BitHyena? :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Arbiter View Post
    Valid strategum. The Hyenas don't fight a sickly lion until it can no longer defend itself.

    Are you sure you aren't a BitHyena? :P
    No, according to the monstergirl generator I just looked at, it turns out I'm a shortstack dragon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Arbiter View Post
    I'm talking a BAD flu here. Not the 24 hour norovirus that people often mistake for flu.

    This is full on 104 degree fever flu. Muscle weakness, chills, nausea, headache and dry cough flu. It can mess a person up.

    ...that said, he still might kick my butt. He would get wasted FAST though.
    It sounds like a bad weight cut. Maybe an abnormal day for me, but PAIN for me.

    I get knocked out and stay in bed for a week afterwards with the flu. Thanks, OP
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    If he's that sick? Maybe. I'm not a good H2H fighter at all. I would definitely hurt him. If I can hit him and not get knocked out in the process.
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    Too many people say they have "the flu" when they've actually just got a severe case of the common cold.

    Actual flu is sometimes so bad that those people would barely be able to SAY "I've got the flu" if they really had it.

    Even in the "mildest" cases of the actual flu, victims are genuinely bed bound.

    So, if we're talking ACTUAL flu, I genuinely don't think there's a human being on Earth I couldn't take in a physical fight - and that's NOT me saying "I'm a great fighter!" That's me saying "the flu is literally something that renders you UNABLE TO MOVE".

    Silva goes down by virtue of the fact that he'd be on the floor, unable to defend himself while I volleyed his head with my foot until *I* was exhausted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Arbiter View Post
    H2h only.
    Woot time to bust out my tiny vest and giant pants again!!
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    I die gloriously. Valhalla awaits.

    Thank you, OP, for sparing me the Straw Death.

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