Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 25
  1. #1

    Default You vs. Anderson Silva (twist)

    Silva is in his prime. Sorta.

    He's got a BAD case of Influenza and hasn't eaten in 36 hours. Also he stepped on a Lego 3 seconds before fight starts.

    H2h only.
    "At the end of the day, Arby is a pretty prolific poster proposing a plurality of proper posts for us."
    - big_adventure

  2. #2
    Fantastic Member Harbinger19's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2014
    Location
    KY, US
    Posts
    458

    Default

    I still can’t see myself winning. That and I think the LEGO will just enrage him, negating the effect of the fast.

    I mean, flu’s not gonna waste his lung capacity or heart efficiency or even muscle power that I know of.

    At best I see myself making him pull a muscle in his back with my grappling. But I’ve lost conditioning at my new job.
    "What I sought, I could not obtain."

    "This is a meaningless battle. We are two madmen engaging in senseless folley."

    "I will kill, I will let live..."

    --Genuine Fake Priest Kotomine Kirei

  3. #3

    Default

    I'm talking a BAD flu here. Not the 24 hour norovirus that people often mistake for flu.

    This is full on 104 degree fever flu. Muscle weakness, chills, nausea, headache and dry cough flu. It can mess a person up.

    ...that said, he still might kick my butt. He would get wasted FAST though.
    "At the end of the day, Arby is a pretty prolific poster proposing a plurality of proper posts for us."
    - big_adventure

  4. #4
    Friendship's Shockwave BitVyper's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2014
    Posts
    1,735

    Default

    I'm pretty sure I can run away from him long enough for the flu to take him out.
    I swim through a sea of stars
    Without looking back to shore
    Faster than light, bending time

    Forever
    Wherever

  5. #5

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by BitVyper View Post
    I'm pretty sure I can run away from him long enough for the flu to take him out.
    Valid strategum. The Hyenas don't fight a sickly lion until it can no longer defend itself.

    Are you sure you aren't a BitHyena? :P
    "At the end of the day, Arby is a pretty prolific poster proposing a plurality of proper posts for us."
    - big_adventure

  6. #6
    Rumbles Limbo Champion big_adventure's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2014
    Posts
    4,755

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by The Arbiter View Post
    Valid strategum. The Hyenas don't fight a sickly lion until it can no longer defend itself.

    Are you sure you aren't a BitHyena? :P
    It "strategum" a new flavor of Trident or something?
    "But... But I want to be a big karate cyborg... ;_;"
    - Nik Hasta

    "Get off my lawn!

    ...on this forum, that just makes people think of Cyclops."

    - Sharpandpointies

    "...makes me think the Night King just says "Screw the rules, I have magic money" when it comes to physics."
    -Captain Morgan

  7. #7

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by big_adventure View Post
    It "strategum" a new flavor of Trident or something?
    Ok smartass:P

    You have to fight Silva when he's HEALTHY
    "At the end of the day, Arby is a pretty prolific poster proposing a plurality of proper posts for us."
    - big_adventure

  8. #8
    Friendship's Shockwave BitVyper's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2014
    Posts
    1,735

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by The Arbiter View Post
    Valid strategum. The Hyenas don't fight a sickly lion until it can no longer defend itself.

    Are you sure you aren't a BitHyena? :P
    No, according to the monstergirl generator I just looked at, it turns out I'm a shortstack dragon.
    I swim through a sea of stars
    Without looking back to shore
    Faster than light, bending time

    Forever
    Wherever

  9. #9
    The Tentacle God Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2014
    Location
    Dead City of R'lyeh
    Posts
    18,465

    Default

    I mean, realistically I just need to block one kick. At which point, the *twist* will actually be his leg twisting around mine. Then I just have to kick him in the neck or something.
    ""Bead War threw evil emission... f."

    "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."

  10. #10
    E-Liter3K Scoped Headshot The MunchKING's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2014
    Location
    Munch, Capital of So Asbena
    Posts
    4,709

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by The Arbiter View Post
    H2h only.
    Woot time to bust out my tiny vest and giant pants again!!
    The MunchKING is Back! And he is AWSOME!

  11. #11
    Incredible Member Shai-Hulud's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2014
    Posts
    939

    Default

    I die gloriously. Valhalla awaits.

    Thank you, OP, for sparing me the Straw Death.

    Hail, Odin!

  12. #12
    Rumbles Limbo Champion big_adventure's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2014
    Posts
    4,755

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by The Arbiter View Post
    Ok smartass:P

    You have to fight Silva when he's HEALTHY
    I get to run away from Silva when he's healthy! Yayyyyyyyyyy! Rule 2: Cardio.
    "But... But I want to be a big karate cyborg... ;_;"
    - Nik Hasta

    "Get off my lawn!

    ...on this forum, that just makes people think of Cyclops."

    - Sharpandpointies

    "...makes me think the Night King just says "Screw the rules, I have magic money" when it comes to physics."
    -Captain Morgan

  13. #13
    Amazing Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2017
    Posts
    88

    Default

    I've trained BJJ for 10 years now, I think I can get a takedown on him and work some magic. But then the fight starts, Silva kicks me on the face, I switch off, Silva gets an IV for his influenza and has to skip the post-fight interview. I wake up in the hospital to concerned faces all around.

  14. #14
    The Weeping Mod Sharpandpointies's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2014
    Posts
    7,234

    Default

    104 degree fever?

    Seriously?

    Okay, I think people are remembering their childhood, where 104 fevers are something you can kind of sit and home and watch TV through. Kids bodies are more resilient; they handle fevers far, far better than adults do. I've had a 103-104 fever as an adult; it came with pneumonia.

    It makes you lie in bed and want to die.

    I'm the first guy around here to say when I figure someone is too much for me, and in any other situation barring him being chained down, I'd be up crap creek here. But with Silva running a 104 fever? Yeah, he's crippled - that's the edge of 'High-grade fever' and crawling into 'call the hospital, this is acutely dangerous' territory. I actually stand a chance.
    Why Are We Here?, by Pendaran

    "...the Myths Transformed version of the legendarium, in which the Moon is Melkor's attempt to make his own Arda with blackjack and hookers."
    - Estrecca

    "...dropping an orca whale made of fire on your enemies is a pretty strong opening move."
    - Nik Hasta

    "[Kent] Nelson was nearly invariably presented as the guy who, barring the Spectre, made everyone else generally gasp and go "Doctor Fate don't shiv, he balls nasty.", even Superman."
    - Pendaran

  15. #15
    Spectacular Member
    Join Date
    May 2014
    Posts
    184

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by The Arbiter View Post
    I'm talking a BAD flu here. Not the 24 hour norovirus that people often mistake for flu.

    This is full on 104 degree fever flu. Muscle weakness, chills, nausea, headache and dry cough flu. It can mess a person up.

    ...that said, he still might kick my butt. He would get wasted FAST though.
    It sounds like a bad weight cut. Maybe an abnormal day for me, but PAIN for me.

    I get knocked out and stay in bed for a week afterwards with the flu. Thanks, OP

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •