Silva is in his prime. Sorta.
He's got a BAD case of Influenza and hasn't eaten in 36 hours. Also he stepped on a Lego 3 seconds before fight starts.
H2h only.
Silva is in his prime. Sorta.
He's got a BAD case of Influenza and hasn't eaten in 36 hours. Also he stepped on a Lego 3 seconds before fight starts.
H2h only.
"At the end of the day, Arby is a pretty prolific poster proposing a plurality of proper posts for us."
- big_adventure
I still can’t see myself winning. That and I think the LEGO will just enrage him, negating the effect of the fast.
I mean, flu’s not gonna waste his lung capacity or heart efficiency or even muscle power that I know of.
At best I see myself making him pull a muscle in his back with my grappling. But I’ve lost conditioning at my new job.
"What I sought, I could not obtain."
"This is a meaningless battle. We are two madmen engaging in senseless folley."
"I will kill, I will let live..."
--Genuine Fake Priest Kotomine Kirei
I'm talking a BAD flu here. Not the 24 hour norovirus that people often mistake for flu.
This is full on 104 degree fever flu. Muscle weakness, chills, nausea, headache and dry cough flu. It can mess a person up.
...that said, he still might kick my butt. He would get wasted FAST though.
"At the end of the day, Arby is a pretty prolific poster proposing a plurality of proper posts for us."
- big_adventure
I'm pretty sure I can run away from him long enough for the flu to take him out.
I am a mighty wizard from magic lands
"But... But I want to be a big karate cyborg... ;_;" - Nik Hasta
"Get off my lawn! ...on this forum, that just makes people think of Cyclops." - Sharpandpointies
"...makes me think the Night King just says "Screw the rules, I have magic money" when it comes to physics." -Captain Morgan
If he's that sick? Maybe. I'm not a good H2H fighter at all. I would definitely hurt him. If I can hit him and not get knocked out in the process.
"Sir, does this mean that Ann Margret's not coming?"
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"One of the maddening but beautiful things about comics is that you have to give characters a sense of change without changing them so much that they violate the essence of who they are." ~ Ann Nocenti, Chris Claremont's X-Men.
Too many people say they have "the flu" when they've actually just got a severe case of the common cold.
Actual flu is sometimes so bad that those people would barely be able to SAY "I've got the flu" if they really had it.
Even in the "mildest" cases of the actual flu, victims are genuinely bed bound.
So, if we're talking ACTUAL flu, I genuinely don't think there's a human being on Earth I couldn't take in a physical fight - and that's NOT me saying "I'm a great fighter!" That's me saying "the flu is literally something that renders you UNABLE TO MOVE".
Silva goes down by virtue of the fact that he'd be on the floor, unable to defend himself while I volleyed his head with my foot until *I* was exhausted.
I die gloriously. Valhalla awaits.
Thank you, OP, for sparing me the Straw Death.
Hail, Odin!