Results 1 to 11 of 11
  1. #1
    Mighty Member Stigmazilla's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2014
    Posts
    1,052

    Default Joker battle royale

    All live action Jokers face off.

    Round one: Hand to Hand

    Round two: they get standard equipment and fight at an amusement park

    Round three: they get all their rescources, allies, and get a week to plan a fight in a composite Gotham city.

  2. #2
    Extraordinary Member The Drunkard Kid's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2014
    Posts
    5,034

    Default

    Well, Joaquin Phoenix Joker probably loses the first and last rounds, since he's just... a guy with relatively realistic mental issues who happens to be fast enough to catch people who aren't expecting him to try and kill them off guard and has no actual resources of note other than some random gun and any sharp object that happens to be around.

    In round 1, Heath Ledger Joker or Jack Nicholson Joker are the biggest threat, since in H2H the former is fast enough to shove a goon's head onto a pencil before they can react and the latter was a presumably trained mob hitman before he clowned out. Ditto for round 2, since Ledgker had a lot of knives and guns while Jocholson had at least one anti-aircraft gun on his person and a lethal joy buzzer. In Round 3, I generally think that Ledger had the best feats for planning assassinations and terrorist strikes, while Nicholson had the best feats for planning secret mass poisonings, and Caesar Romero had access to some weird super science, IIRC.

  3. #3
    Mighty Member Jonathan's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2014
    Posts
    1,317

    Default

    I honestly think Ledger wins all three, and probably without a whole lot of difficulty.

    1. In the Dark Knight he was able to, even if off screen, overpower a veteran cop. He also shoved a guy's head into a pencil and gave Batman a little bit of a fight, even if he did have a lead pipe to help out.

    2. If we assume that Ledger's standard equipment is just knives, then Nicholson might take this one. However, that is getting awfully technical with the term "standard equipment" seeing as how we also saw Ledger with a machine pistol, a sub machinegun, and even an RPG.

    3. Ledger was way better with planning and prep time, despite his claim of not being a planner. He had bombs set up all over the city, including onboard the ferries being used to evacuate people, somehow.

  4. #4
    the devil's reject choptop's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2014
    Posts
    3,345

    Default

    Do Jerome and Jeremiah Valeska count?

  5. #5
    Fantastic Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2016
    Posts
    334

    Default

    I’d give it to Ledgers Joker, he has men, resources, weapons.

  6. #6
    Incredible Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2014
    Posts
    718

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Mider2009 View Post
    I’d give it to Ledgers Joker, he has men, resources, weapons.
    Then there's the Joker in The Suicide Squad.

  7. #7
    Astonishing Member Powerboy's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2014
    Posts
    4,966

    Default

    Hand to hand, I'd give it to Heath Ledger.

    Standard equipment, maybe Jack Nicholson.

    All resources ever: Caesar Romero. Dude invented a machine that stopped and even reversed time.
    His name is CAPTAIN MARVEL.

  8. #8
    Fantastic Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2016
    Posts
    334

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Allan View Post
    Then there's the Joker in The Suicide Squad.

    I pretend he doesn’t exist lol

  9. #9
    Mighty Member Stigmazilla's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2014
    Posts
    1,052

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by choptop View Post
    Do Jerome and Jeremiah Valeska count?
    I have only seen a bit of Gotham but my undersranding is they aren't actually the Joker.

    Feel free to include them as a bonus round though

  10. #10
    Prince of Duckness Beadle's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2014
    Posts
    4,207

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Stigmazilla View Post
    I have only seen a bit of Gotham but my undersranding is they aren't actually the Joker.

    Feel free to include them as a bonus round though
    Jerome isn’t, but Jeremiah is, IIRC.

  11. #11
    Incredible Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2019
    Posts
    746

    Default

    Three Jokers movie anyone? ....

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •