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    Default James T. Kirk vs Han Solo

    Who would win in a battle, James T. Kirk or Han Solo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by StarChampion View Post
    Who would win in a battle, James T. Kirk or Han Solo?
    Hand to Hand: Kirk.

    Kirk with phaser vs. Han with Blaster: Kirk.

    Han would win a small ship battle.

    Kirk would win a battle with big ships.

    Kirk wins with Enterprise vs. Falcon.
    Power with Girl is better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by powerboy View Post
    kirk with phaser vs. Han with blaster: Kirk.
    han shoots first

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    Kirk pretty much takes every fight. Particularly Enterprise vs Millennium Falcon, which is basically "Who'd win, a fully equipped M1 Abrams or your local weed dealer's souped-up van?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by wjowski View Post
    Kirk pretty much takes every fight. Particularly Enterprise vs Millennium Falcon, which is basically "Who'd win, a fully equipped M1 Abrams or your local weed dealer's souped-up van?"
    To be fair, weed dealer's souped up van will crush the Abrams in handling and speed on roads.
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    Kirk somehow managed to beat Khan, a genetically engineered superman with 5 times the strength of a normal man, in a fist-fight, then and managed to outsmart the Gorn despite being at a complete physical disadvantage. He frequently fights off aliens who should be much stronger than him, even in Star Trek 6 where he's old enough to be on the verge of retirement.

    In a shootout I think Han wins. Most of his fights are shootouts and outside of Abramsverse Kirk has surprisingly few shootouts compared to fistfights.

    Enterrise vs Falcon, Falcon has better maneuverability, but Enterprise is better in pretty much every respect, plus Kirk is a better strategist/tactician/leader.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Powerboy View Post
    Hand to Hand: Kirk.

    Kirk with phaser vs. Han with Blaster: Kirk.

    Han would win a small ship battle.

    Kirk would win a battle with big ships.

    Kirk wins with Enterprise vs. Falcon.
    It's something when I thought that the scenario was not a fist-fight, but who could pick up the most ladies at a random alien bar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little_Mac View Post
    It's something when I thought that the scenario was not a fist-fight, but who could pick up the most ladies at a random alien bar.
    dude, not even a contest.

    kirk picks up alien chicks like a magnet picks up paperclips. the only person who comes close to him is riker.

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    Worf is quite the ladies man as well, even if he has to hold back so much that he finds human women disappointing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MichaelC View Post
    Worf is quite the ladies man as well, even if he has to hold back so much that he finds human women disappointing.
    well more so than normal. he's only really been with two women: kaylar and jadzia. ezri was more about linger memories of jadzia so i don't really count her.

    and it's not that worf found human women disappointing. he just didn't think they could handle intercourse with him. although, both quark and neelix were able to handle sex with klingons well.

    and it's hinted at that riker fucked some klingon women too.

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