Cthulhu Attenbourough's Planet CBR

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

Good morning (or evening), to one and all !

For those who are ... unaware, I am Sir Cthulhu Attenborough, the Squidly and I have taken it upon myself to wander the wondrous biome that is the "Comic Book Rumbles" forum.

"Now why, would this betentacled fool do that ?"

I hear you asking yourself, perhaps wondering - fairly rightly so - if it's something to do with the madness that is generally ascribed to my ghastly personage. But in truth, it is nothing of the sort !

I simply wish to express my love, by appropriating the persona of a well-loved documentary narraror in an attempt to otherwise brighten the lives (or perhaps darken) of others/ and document what I see for those who are otherwise unable to brave the dangerous, and fantastically interesting wilds ... Or at the very least, occupy my time while trapped within this endless dreaming, until the stars are properly aligned and I awake and in so doing facilitate the fall of humankind so that my children my take upon their many-angled heads the Mantle of Responsibility.

... For which you have my condolences.

Ahem.

Now, on to the reason for this thread in particular:

This will simply serve as a directory for my ramblings, and depending, as a place for readers to request a topic (a particular rumble, fictional character, or any other topic deemed in need of Eldritch Commentary) to be narrated.

... now, as the youngsters say.

Í̴͎̱̥͜ä̷̢̛͚̫̍̉!̷̢̰͓̃̅͠ ̶̗̻͌̓͘Ḭ̶̡͉͑̆̈́͜ä̸͈̪̣́!̵̫̑ ̵̪̬̍̀͛̈́C̸͉̪̭̾̑̊ͅt̸͕͕͔͗h̵̰̅̈́ǘ̵̳̭l̶͔̩̀̀̑͝h̴͔̔u̵̍͐̅̋ ̳̤ ̷̼̭̝͗͜͝͝f̷̲͆͌̕ͅh̵͇̪̮̲͐̂ţ̸̞̟́̏a̷͓̹̘͍̒̆͝g̷̡͐̊n̵̎͜!̵ ̧̄̏͂͠ ̸̨͎͂̄P̷̠̮͆̓̒h̴̝̳̎͂̓'̸̢͇̊n̶̛̯̅́͛g̸͍̅̆̈́ͅl̷͖̹̂̈́̽͜͝ú̸ ͎̜̟̩͆̂͒i̸͔̐̚ ̵̟̈̅́m̴̮͐͋̋ĝ̶̢͔̠͂̑l̶͕̥̐̐̕͘w̴̬͖͌̋͗̾ͅ'̶̲͋͐̆ṅ̶̮̜̲̋f ̴͍̈ă̸̡̩͌͋̾ḧ̷͔̤̔ͅ ̷̝̤̂̃̌C̷̗̓͆t̸͙̳̥̍͆͐͝ͅh̵͍̗͐̈́͜u̵͖͌l̸̪̽̔͒̍h̶̭̊̔͛u̴̜͈͘ ̥ ̶̛̩̺̀̑̚R̵̫͒̋͗̿'̵̡̭͉͋͛̋l̴̨͔̼͎͂̄͐ỳ̸̨̫̟̙̈̕ę̸̾h̸͌́̇̓ ̞̥̞͜ ̸̹̋w̶̦̫̫̜̉̀̈́̕g̸̡̾̈͘a̵̡̯͖̔͛͜h̴̛̫͇̲́'̸͕̥̣̂͝͠n̵̢̛͇̯̏̕ a̶̛̖̳͙͙g̴̟̀͐̑ͅl̷̯̭̩̯̅͒̿̚ ̴̳̐̍̏͝f̵̡̥͈̀̍͜ḧ̶͎͐t̶͇͇͖̓͊å̸̞͕̊̃̌g̵̠̓́ͅn̶͈̣͔̎́̓̇! ̵̛͈̈́ͅ ̸̨͍̩̀̒... and ta for now.

Yours Truly,

Sir Cthulhu Attenbourough, the Sqiudly

[The Arbiter]

This is the greatest day of my life.

[The Arbiter]

I request a fan favorite! Dear Mr. Cthulhu Attenborough, I would like to know more about the origins, life and environment of the fabled Jupiter Gorilla. =)

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

I request a fan favorite! Dear Mr. Cthulhu Attenborough, I would like to know more about the origins, life and environment of the fabled Jupiter Gorilla. =)

Nearly chokes on his Shoggoth Cake.

Jupiter Gorilla you say ?

... I shall allow my stalwart compatriot, the Cth'Owl, to provide an adequate response to this request.