I haven't been commenting on each one, but man I have been enjoying this thread - you can pull from anywhere in media! I marvel at what you come up with sometimes!
The next few I did for another thread, but they fit here so adding them in...:
THE WATCHMEN, remade as a send up of Urban/Blaxploitation movies:
HANCOCK-
is immortal and, like Dr. Manhattan, the only metahuman on earth. His presence has been causing political upheaval for decades now.
FOXY BROWN and COLOMBIANA-
are Hancock’s past and present ass kicking lovers, standing in for Silk Spectres I and II. One knew, and one’s learned, how hard it is to love a virtual god.
SHAFT and SHAFT-
uncle and nephew, as mentor and protege Nite Owls I and II. They’ve both worked w. Hancock, and seen first hand how distant he’s become.
BLACK DYNAMITE-
like The Comedian, he’d long turned from the heroic life and started working for “The Man”. His mysterious murder kicks things off.
UNDERCOVER BROTHER-
has been on the run for years, acting more like a Conspiracy Brother; like Rorschach, questioning everything. He’s investigating Black Dynamite’s death.
BRUCE LEROY-
master of The Glow, considered to be the ultimate physical specimen. He has a twisted plan to neutralize Hancock and save the world. He can also do a bullet catch, w. his TEETH, which is more impressive than Ozymandias.
A Charlie's Angels type of show starring three of t.v's greatest spies:
Nikita Mears (CW's Nikita)
Sarah Walker (Chuck)
Sydney Bristow (Alias)
Yeah I wasn't sure who I'd have picked. After some thought I settled on Jack Bristow as Charlie and Alec Hardison from Leverage as Bosley.
For the movie variant
Evelyn Salt (Salt)
Mary Goodwin (Proud Mary)
Lorraine Broughton (Atomic Blonde)
M from James Bond would be Charlie and Tej from the Fast and the Furious would be their Bosley.