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    Default Hamburgers vs Hot Dogs

    Plot Gods decree you can only eat either hamburgers or hot dogs/sausages for the rest of your life. This is not exclusive of other foods, but one becomes forbidden.

    The up side is that you get a magical supply of the one you choose. Just wave your hand and either the perfect hamburger, or the perfect hot dog/sausage, appears before you.

    The meat is always top quality, always prepared to specifications. The buns and fries and condiments are perfect, and of the most healthful quality.

    You can manifest enough food to feed a family of twelve daily.

    But... you can never eat the opposite of what you choose.
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    Does the hot dog denial include things like pepperoni, sausage for pizza, and the like? Because if so... I'll still take hamburgers, but I'll miss meat lovers, pepperoni, and similar pizzas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dog View Post
    Does the hot dog denial include things like pepperoni, sausage for pizza, and the like? Because if so... I'll still take hamburgers, but I'll miss meat lovers, pepperoni, and similar pizzas.
    No, sorry, if you choose burgers, the pepperoni and sausage disappears from any piece of pizza you try to eat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shai-Hulud View Post
    No, sorry, if you choose burgers, the pepperoni and sausage disappears from any piece of pizza you try to eat.
    So will that work the same way with hamburger ala anything that uses ground beef?

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    You can have sirloin, or steaks and beef that's not ground.

    Could be problems, though if you like spaghetti and meatballs....

    Plot God magic determines where the line is drawn between dogs and burgers.

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    If you press raw, ground meat outside of the sausage casing, does that invalidate its existence as a sausage?

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    Quote Originally Posted by grampagen View Post
    If you press raw, ground meat outside of the sausage casing, does that invalidate its existence as a sausage?
    The wisdom of the Plot Gods is far beyond me. I'm just a mortal worm.

    And so are you. Hamburgers or hot dogs?

    You can experiment after you get your magic.

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    See for me the issue is not Burgers vs Hot Dogs. In that battle, Burgers wins every time.

    But because of the consequential losses, it becomes Burgers vs Fried Breakfast, and that’s a lot more tricky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beadle View Post
    See for me the issue is not Burgers vs Hot Dogs. In that battle, Burgers wins every time.

    But because of the consequential losses, it becomes Burgers vs Fried Breakfast, and thatís a lot more tricky.
    Yes, I see what you mean. Breakfast without links....

    Nevertheless, hamburgers for me. Especially since I can summon them with cheddar cheese, tomatoes, lettuce and some sliced mushrooms.

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    Hamburgers for me!

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    Even disregarding the fact that no hamburgers also means no ground beef (including ground beef tacos and the like), the fact that I generally eat more burgers than hot dogs (actually, I don't remember the last time I bought hot dogs or sausage) makes hamburgers the easy choice here.
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    Further confusing the issue is that there's also ground beef sausage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wjowski View Post
    Further confusing the issue is that there's also ground beef sausage.
    Fret not, my son. The wisdom of the Plot Gods will resolve the matter.

    Make your choice, then experiment with your magic.

    Trust the Plot Gods, my son, especially in matters of delicious food.

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    Hot dogs baby!! All the way!!
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    An unlimited supply of hamburgers/hot dogs starts to mean a lot less to me when I realize that I'll probably die from eating the free food every day.

    Also, I don't have either all that often at present, so I'll probably go with the friend breakfast option.

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