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    Default Things to tell Alexa

    Sometimes when I'm bored I like to tell the Alexa to see what it will answer or trip it up. Here's a few things I've told it:

    'I'm your father'

    'Show me the money'

    'I'm Inigo Montoya'

    'How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop'

    'Ill be back'

    'Who put the 'bop' in the bop-she-bop'

    'You complete me'

    'Hasta la vista baby'

    'You had me at hello'

    'Get to the choppa' [was surprised at the response]

    Anybody got any more to add? [Some of these will work with the Google mini as well]

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    Alexa, how do I bring about the omega point through the noosphere?
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    I don't have Alexa but now I'm curious.

    Exactly how many licks DOES it take to get to the centre of a Tootsie Pop?

    (While we're at it, what exactly is a Tootsie Pop? Sounds like some sort of ice lolly.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillieMorgan View Post
    I don't have Alexa but now I'm curious.

    Exactly how many licks DOES it take to get to the centre of a Tootsie Pop?

    (While we're at it, what exactly is a Tootsie Pop? Sounds like some sort of ice lolly.)
    A "Tootsie Pop" is a candy that is more than 75 years old!!

    One licks it. It is unknown just how many licks it takes....due to different licking abilities...... and the fact that most people bite into them!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phoenixx9 View Post
    One licks it. It is unknown just how many licks it takes....due to different licking abilities...... and the fact that most people bite into them!
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    Three. It takes three licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Javasaurus View Post
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    Three. It takes three licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
    Ahahahaha! Thanks, that was what my post was missing! Lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phoenixx9 View Post
    Ahahahaha! Thanks, that was what my post was missing! Lol!
    A 75 year old Tootsie Pop? I wouldn't lick something so old...but okayyy

    Usually I curse at these voice things like Alexa and Siri

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    Me: "Alexa. Make my Day."

    Alexa: "Are you feeling lucky? Punk."
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanMad1977 View Post
    A 75 year old Tootsie Pop? I wouldn't lick something so old...but okayyy

    Usually I curse at these voice things like Alexa and Siri
    Hey, don't knock it 'till ya try it!

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