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    Quote Originally Posted by foxley View Post
    On the day I was born
    The nurses all gathered 'round
    And they gazed in wide wonder
    At the joy they had found
    The head nurse spoke up
    And she said leave this one alone
    She could tell right away
    That I was bad to the bone
    Bad to the bone
    Bad to the bone

    B-B-B-B-Bad
    B-B-B-B-Bad
    B-B-B-B-Bad
    Bad to the bone

    'Bad to the Bone' - George Thorogood & The Destroyers
    Your butt is mine
    Gonna tell you right
    Just show your face
    In broad daylight
    I'm telling you
    On how I feel
    Gonna hurt your mind
    Don't shoot to kill
    Shamone, shamone
    Lay it on me
    All right

    I'm giving you
    On count of three
    To show your stuff
    Or let it be
    I'm telling you
    Just watch your mouth
    I know your game
    What you're about

    Well they say the sky's the limit
    And to me that's really true
    But my friend you have seen nothing
    Just wait 'til I get through

    Because I'm bad, I'm bad, shamone
    (Bad, bad, really, really bad)
    You know I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it
    (Bad, bad, really, really bad)
    You know I'm bad, I'm bad, shamone, you know
    (Bad, bad, really, really bad)
    And the whole world has to answer right now
    Just to tell you once again who's bad

    "Bad" by Michael Jackson
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    Quote Originally Posted by WestPhillyPunisher View Post
    Your butt is mine
    Gonna tell you right
    Just show your face
    In broad daylight
    I'm telling you
    On how I feel
    Gonna hurt your mind
    Don't shoot to kill
    Shamone, shamone
    Lay it on me
    All right

    I'm giving you
    On count of three
    To show your stuff
    Or let it be
    I'm telling you
    Just watch your mouth
    I know your game
    What you're about

    Well they say the sky's the limit
    And to me that's really true
    But my friend you have seen nothing
    Just wait 'til I get through

    Because I'm bad, I'm bad, shamone
    (Bad, bad, really, really bad)
    You know I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it
    (Bad, bad, really, really bad)
    You know I'm bad, I'm bad, shamone, you know
    (Bad, bad, really, really bad)
    And the whole world has to answer right now
    Just to tell you once again who's bad

    "Bad" by Michael Jackson
    Your butt is wide, well mine is too
    Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
    The word is out, better treat me right
    'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
    Ham on, ham on
    Ham on whole wheat, all right

    My zippers bust, my buckles break
    I'm too much man for you to take
    The pavement cracks when I fall down
    I've got more chins than Chinatown

    Well, I've never used a phone booth
    And I've never seen my toes
    When I'm goin' to the movies
    I take up seven rows

    Because I'm fat (fat)
    I'm fat, come on (really really fat)
    You know I'm fat (fat)
    I'm fat, you know it (really really fat)
    You know I'm fat (fat)
    I'm fat, come on, you know (really really fat)
    Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
    Just now tell me once again who's fat

    'Fat' - "Weird Al" Yankovic

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    Quote Originally Posted by foxley View Post
    Your butt is wide, well mine is too
    Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
    The word is out, better treat me right
    'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
    Ham on, ham on
    Ham on whole wheat, all right

    My zippers bust, my buckles break
    I'm too much man for you to take
    The pavement cracks when I fall down
    I've got more chins than Chinatown

    Well, I've never used a phone booth
    And I've never seen my toes
    When I'm goin' to the movies
    I take up seven rows

    Because I'm fat (fat)
    I'm fat, come on (really really fat)
    You know I'm fat (fat)
    I'm fat, you know it (really really fat)
    You know I'm fat (fat)
    I'm fat, come on, you know (really really fat)
    Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
    Just now tell me once again who's fat

    'Fat' - "Weird Al" Yankovic
    He's acting shy, looking for an answer
    Come on, honey, let's spend the night together
    Now hold on a minute before we go much further
    Give me a dime so I can phone my mother
    They catch a cab to his high-rise apartment
    At last he can tell exactly what his heart meant
    If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
    Come on, sugar, tell me so (tell me so)
    If you really need me, just reach out and touch me
    Come on, honey, tell me so
    Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
    Yeah, ooh, ooh
    I like this, I like this, I like this

    'Do Ya Think I'm Sexy' - Rod Stewart

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Maiden View Post
    He's acting shy, looking for an answer
    Come on, honey, let's spend the night together
    Now hold on a minute before we go much further
    Give me a dime so I can phone my mother
    They catch a cab to his high-rise apartment
    At last he can tell exactly what his heart meant
    If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
    Come on, sugar, tell me so (tell me so)
    If you really need me, just reach out and touch me
    Come on, honey, tell me so
    Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
    Yeah, ooh, ooh
    I like this, I like this, I like this

    'Do Ya Think I'm Sexy' - Rod Stewart
    They say he didn't have an enemy
    His was a greatness to behold
    He was the last surviving progeny
    The last one on this side of the world
    He measured a half mile from tip to tail
    Silver and black with powerful fins
    They say he could split a mountain in two
    That's how we got the Grand Canyon
    Last great American whale
    Last great American whale
    Last great American whale
    Last great American whale
    Some say they saw him at the Great Lakes
    Some say they saw him off of Florida
    My mother said she saw him in Chinatown
    But you can't always trust your mother
    Off the Carolinas the sun shines brightly in the day
    The lighthouse glows ghostly there at night
    The chief of a local tribe had killed a racist mayor's son
    And he'd been on death row since 1958
    The mayor's kid was a rowdy pig
    Spit on Indians and lots worse
    The old chief buried a hatchet in his head
    Life compared to death for him seemed worse
    The tribal brothers gathered in the lighthouse to sing
    And tried to conjure up a storm or a rain
    The harbor parted and the great whale sprang full up
    And caused a huge tidal wave
    The wave crushed the jail and freed the chief
    The tribe let out a roar
    The whites were drowned
    The browns and reds set free
    But sadly one thing more
    Some local yokel member of the NRA
    Kept a bazooka in his living room
    And thinking he had the chief in his sights
    Blew the whale's brains out with a lead harpoon
    Last great American whale
    Last great American whale
    Last great American whale
    Last great American whale
    Well, Americans don't care for much of anything
    Land and water the least
    And animal life is low on the totem pole
    With human life not worth more than infected yeast
    Americans don't care too much for beauty
    They'll shit in a river, dump battery acid in a stream
    They'll watch dead rats wash up on the beach
    And complain if they can't swim
    They say, "Things are done for the majority"
    Don't believe half of what you see and none of what you hear
    It's like what my painter friend Donald said to me
    "Stick a fork in their ass and turn 'em over, they're done"

    Last Great American Whale - Lou Reed
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    Quote Originally Posted by Englehart Humperdinck View Post
    They say he didn't have an enemy
    His was a greatness to behold
    He was the last surviving progeny
    The last one on this side of the world
    He measured a half mile from tip to tail
    Silver and black with powerful fins
    They say he could split a mountain in two
    That's how we got the Grand Canyon
    Last great American whale
    Last great American whale
    Last great American whale
    Last great American whale
    Some say they saw him at the Great Lakes
    Some say they saw him off of Florida
    My mother said she saw him in Chinatown
    But you can't always trust your mother
    Off the Carolinas the sun shines brightly in the day
    The lighthouse glows ghostly there at night
    The chief of a local tribe had killed a racist mayor's son
    And he'd been on death row since 1958
    The mayor's kid was a rowdy pig
    Spit on Indians and lots worse
    The old chief buried a hatchet in his head
    Life compared to death for him seemed worse
    The tribal brothers gathered in the lighthouse to sing
    And tried to conjure up a storm or a rain
    The harbor parted and the great whale sprang full up
    And caused a huge tidal wave
    The wave crushed the jail and freed the chief
    The tribe let out a roar
    The whites were drowned
    The browns and reds set free
    But sadly one thing more
    Some local yokel member of the NRA
    Kept a bazooka in his living room
    And thinking he had the chief in his sights
    Blew the whale's brains out with a lead harpoon
    Last great American whale
    Last great American whale
    Last great American whale
    Last great American whale
    Well, Americans don't care for much of anything
    Land and water the least
    And animal life is low on the totem pole
    With human life not worth more than infected yeast
    Americans don't care too much for beauty
    They'll shit in a river, dump battery acid in a stream
    They'll watch dead rats wash up on the beach
    And complain if they can't swim
    They say, "Things are done for the majority"
    Don't believe half of what you see and none of what you hear
    It's like what my painter friend Donald said to me
    "Stick a fork in their ass and turn 'em over, they're done"

    Last Great American Whale - Lou Reed
    I look back on all those good times
    We once shared, and I must have been blind
    Just to think, I'd find someone new
    One who'd love me better than you
    Well it may come as a surprise
    Loneliness has opened my eyes
    I've tried every love I could find
    Still I can't get you out of my mind
    'Cause there's
    No one in the world, to hold me
    No one in the world's gonna move me
    No one in the world can love me like you do baby
    Every time I'm with someone
    Loving you, yes I want to run
    I want to run back to your arms again
    Ain't no one in the world (no one in the world)
    Loves me like you do
    Are you happy now with your life
    Well for me, I'm breaking inside
    So self-assured, that I could not see

    'No one in the World' - Anita Baker

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Maiden View Post
    I look back on all those good times
    We once shared, and I must have been blind
    Just to think, I'd find someone new
    One who'd love me better than you
    Well it may come as a surprise
    Loneliness has opened my eyes
    I've tried every love I could find
    Still I can't get you out of my mind
    'Cause there's
    No one in the world, to hold me
    No one in the world's gonna move me
    No one in the world can love me like you do baby
    Every time I'm with someone
    Loving you, yes I want to run
    I want to run back to your arms again
    Ain't no one in the world (no one in the world)
    Loves me like you do
    Are you happy now with your life
    Well for me, I'm breaking inside
    So self-assured, that I could not see

    'No one in the World' - Anita Baker
    Welcome to your life
    There's no turning back
    Even while we sleep
    We will find you

    Acting on your best behaviour
    Turn your back on mother nature
    Everybody wants to rule the world

    It's my own design
    It's my own remorse
    Help me to decide
    Help me make the most

    Of freedom and of pleasure
    Nothing ever lasts forever
    Everybody wants to rule the world

    "Everybody Wants To Rule The World" by Tears For Fears
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    Quote Originally Posted by WestPhillyPunisher View Post
    Welcome to your life
    There's no turning back
    Even while we sleep
    We will find you

    Acting on your best behaviour
    Turn your back on mother nature
    Everybody wants to rule the world

    It's my own design
    It's my own remorse
    Help me to decide
    Help me make the most

    Of freedom and of pleasure
    Nothing ever lasts forever
    Everybody wants to rule the world

    "Everybody Wants To Rule The World" by Tears For Fears
    Break my body with the back of your hand,
    Doesn't make sense from where I stand,
    Baby, baby why you wanna mess it up,
    Sooner or later I'll find my place,
    Find my body better fix my face,
    Please don't ask me,
    How I've been getting off,
    No please don't ask me
    How I've been getting off

    It's a fine line between pleasure and pain
    You've done it once you can do it again
    Whatever you've done don't try to explain
    It's a fine, fine line between pleasure and pain....

    'Pleasure and Pain' -Divinyls

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    Quote Originally Posted by foxley View Post
    Break my body with the back of your hand,
    Doesn't make sense from where I stand,
    Baby, baby why you wanna mess it up,
    Sooner or later I'll find my place,
    Find my body better fix my face,
    Please don't ask me,
    How I've been getting off,
    No please don't ask me
    How I've been getting off

    It's a fine line between pleasure and pain
    You've done it once you can do it again
    Whatever you've done don't try to explain
    It's a fine, fine line between pleasure and pain....

    'Pleasure and Pain' -Divinyls
    Thanks for the times that you've given me
    The memories are all in my mind
    And now that we've come to the end of our rainbow
    There's something I must say out loud
    You're once, twice, three times a lady
    And I love you
    Yes, you're once, twice, three times a lady
    And I love you
    I love you
    When we are together, the moments I cherish
    With every beat of my heart
    To touch you, to hold you, to feel you, to need you
    There's nothing to keep us apart

    'Three Times a Lady' - The Commodores

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Maiden View Post
    Thanks for the times that you've given me
    The memories are all in my mind
    And now that we've come to the end of our rainbow
    There's something I must say out loud
    You're once, twice, three times a lady
    And I love you
    Yes, you're once, twice, three times a lady
    And I love you
    I love you
    When we are together, the moments I cherish
    With every beat of my heart
    To touch you, to hold you, to feel you, to need you
    There's nothing to keep us apart

    'Three Times a Lady' - The Commodores
    They call you Lady Luck.
    But there is room for doubt
    At times you have a very unladylike way of running out
    You're this a date with me
    The pickings have been lush
    And yet before this evening is over you might give me the brush
    You might forget your manners
    You might refuse to stay
    And so the best that I can to is pray.

    Luck be a lady tonight
    Luck be a lady tonight
    Luck if you've ever been a lady to begin with
    Luck be a lady tonight.

    'Luck Be a Lady' - Frank Sinatra (from Guys and Dolls)

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    Quote Originally Posted by foxley View Post
    They call you Lady Luck.
    But there is room for doubt
    At times you have a very unladylike way of running out
    You're this a date with me
    The pickings have been lush
    And yet before this evening is over you might give me the brush
    You might forget your manners
    You might refuse to stay
    And so the best that I can to is pray.

    Luck be a lady tonight
    Luck be a lady tonight
    Luck if you've ever been a lady to begin with
    Luck be a lady tonight.

    'Luck Be a Lady' - Frank Sinatra (from Guys and Dolls)
    Lady, I'm your knight in shining armor and I love you
    You have made me what I am and I'm yours
    My love, there's so many ways I want to say I love you
    Let me hold you in my arms forever more

    You have gone and made me such a fool
    I'm so lost in your love
    And oh, we belong together
    Won't you believe in my song?

    "Lady" by Lionel Richie
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    Quote Originally Posted by WestPhillyPunisher View Post
    Lady, I'm your knight in shining armor and I love you
    You have made me what I am and I'm yours
    My love, there's so many ways I want to say I love you
    Let me hold you in my arms forever more

    You have gone and made me such a fool
    I'm so lost in your love
    And oh, we belong together
    Won't you believe in my song?

    "Lady" by Lionel Richie
    Day after day, alone on a hill
    The man with the foolish grin
    Is keeping perfectly still
    But nobody wants to know him
    They can see that he's just a fool
    And he never gives an answer

    But the fool on the hill
    Sees the sun going down
    And the eyes in his head
    See the world spinning round

    Well on the way, head in a cloud
    The man of a thousand voices
    Talking perfectly loud
    But nobody ever hears him
    Or the sound he appears to make
    And he never seems to notice

    But the fool on the hill
    Sees the sun going down
    And the eyes in his head
    See the world spinning round

    'The Fool on the Hill' - The Beatles

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    Quote Originally Posted by foxley View Post
    Day after day, alone on a hill
    The man with the foolish grin
    Is keeping perfectly still
    But nobody wants to know him
    They can see that he's just a fool
    And he never gives an answer

    But the fool on the hill
    Sees the sun going down
    And the eyes in his head
    See the world spinning round

    Well on the way, head in a cloud
    The man of a thousand voices
    Talking perfectly loud
    But nobody ever hears him
    Or the sound he appears to make
    And he never seems to notice

    But the fool on the hill
    Sees the sun going down
    And the eyes in his head
    See the world spinning round

    'The Fool on the Hill' - The Beatles
    Baby, baby, let's get together
    Honey, honey, me and you
    And do the things, ah, do the things
    That we like to do

    Oh, do a little dance, make a little love
    Get down tonight, get down tonight
    Do a little dance, make a little love
    Get down tonight, get down tonight

    Baby, baby, I'll meet you
    Same place, same time
    Where we can get together
    And ease up our mind

    Oh, do a little dance, make a little love
    Get down tonight, whoo, get down tonight, hey
    Do a little dance, make a little love
    Get down tonight, get down tonight, baby

    "Get Down Tonight" by KC & The Sunshine Band
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    Quote Originally Posted by WestPhillyPunisher View Post
    Baby, baby, let's get together
    Honey, honey, me and you
    And do the things, ah, do the things
    That we like to do

    Oh, do a little dance, make a little love
    Get down tonight, get down tonight
    Do a little dance, make a little love
    Get down tonight, get down tonight

    Baby, baby, I'll meet you
    Same place, same time
    Where we can get together
    And ease up our mind

    Oh, do a little dance, make a little love
    Get down tonight, whoo, get down tonight, hey
    Do a little dance, make a little love
    Get down tonight, get down tonight, baby

    "Get Down Tonight" by KC & The Sunshine Band
    The world is wild and bright going mad shooting sparks into space
    Today the world was just an address
    A place for me to live in
    No better than alright
    But here you are
    And what was just a world is a star
    Tonight

    'Tonight' - from West Side Story

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    Quote Originally Posted by foxley View Post
    The world is wild and bright going mad shooting sparks into space
    Today the world was just an address
    A place for me to live in
    No better than alright
    But here you are
    And what was just a world is a star
    Tonight

    'Tonight' - from West Side Story
    Stay away from my window
    Stay away from my back door too
    Disconnect the telephone line
    Relax baby and draw that blind

    Kick off your shoes and sit right down
    Loosen off that pretty French gown
    Let me pour you a good long drink
    Ooh, baby, don't you hesitate 'cause

    Tonight's the night
    It's gonna be alright
    'Cause I love you girl
    Ain't nobody gonna stop us now

    "Tonight's The Night (Gonna Be Alright)" by Rod Stewart
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    Quote Originally Posted by WestPhillyPunisher View Post
    Stay away from my window
    Stay away from my back door too
    Disconnect the telephone line
    Relax baby and draw that blind

    Kick off your shoes and sit right down
    Loosen off that pretty French gown
    Let me pour you a good long drink
    Ooh, baby, don't you hesitate 'cause

    Tonight's the night
    It's gonna be alright
    'Cause I love you girl
    Ain't nobody gonna stop us now

    "Tonight's The Night (Gonna Be Alright)" by Rod Stewart
    If your voice breaks and starts to quiver
    Weve been through this before-ore, remember
    If we cross paths again, before we forget
    The shivers and the thrills we felt on the night we met

    Ive no resistance to long di-istance
    Makin' love on the telepho-one
    Ive no resistance to long distance
    Makin' love on the telepho-o-o-one

    'Down The Line ( Making Love On The Telephone)' - Mi-Sex

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