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    Quote Originally Posted by kjn View Post
    @Iron Maiden: Just you wait, I can go even weirder…
    Now I'm really worried. I might have to counter that with...show tunes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Javasaurus View Post
    "Just like the crow chasing the butterfly
    Dandelions lost in the summer sky
    When you and I were gettin' high as outer space
    I never thought you would slip away
    I guess I was just a little too late"

    "The Crow & the Butterfly"
    Shinedown
    This is a duet between the characters of Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett.

    [TODD]
    Ah, these are desperate times, Mrs. Lovett. Desperate measure must be taken

    [MRS. LOVETT]
    Here we are now, hot out of the oven

    [TODD]
    What is that?

    [MRS. LOVETT]
    It's priest
    Have a little priest

    [TODD]
    Is it really good?

    [MRS. LOVETT]
    Sir, it's too good, at least!
    Then again, they don't commit sins of the flesh
    So it's pretty fresh

    "A Little Priest" from Sweeney Todd by Stephen Sondheim


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    Desperate
    But not hopeless
    I feel so useless
    In the murder city
    Desperate
    But not helpless
    The clock strikes midnight
    In the murder city

    "Murder City" Green Day

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaintxSinnr View Post
    Desperate
    But not hopeless
    I feel so useless
    In the murder city
    Desperate
    But not helpless
    The clock strikes midnight
    In the murder city

    "Murder City" Green Day
    "Blue morning, blue day
    won't you see things my way
    blue morning, can't you see
    what your love has done to me."

    ---Blue Morning, Blue Day by Foreigner
    Avatar: Here's to the late, great Steve Dillon. Best. Punisher. Artist. EVER!

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    "Boys want sex in the morning,
    Sex in the morning,
    Soiling the sheet.
    Boys want sex while I'm yawning,
    Suddenly spawning,
    When I'm half asleep."

    (Boys Want) Sex in the Morning by Uncle Bonsai.
    «Speaking generally, it is because of the desire of the tragic poets for the marvellous that so varied and inconsistent an account of Medea has been given out» (Diodorus Siculus, The Library of History [4.56.1])

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    Quote Originally Posted by kjn View Post
    "Boys want sex in the morning,
    Sex in the morning,
    Soiling the sheet.
    Boys want sex while I'm yawning,
    Suddenly spawning,
    When I'm half asleep."

    (Boys Want) Sex in the Morning by Uncle Bonsai.
    "Boys will be boys, will be boys, will be boys, will be boys
    Will be boys, will be girls with no warning
    Girls will be girls, will be guys, will be boys that don't cry over toys
    That they use to beat girls they despise by the morning
    They always said that sex would change you
    Change you, change you, change you"

    Sex Changes, The Dresden Dolls

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    "Sex crime, sex crime
    Sex crime, sex crime
    Nineteen eighty four
    Nineteen eighty four

    I'll pull the bricks down
    One by one
    Leave a big hole in the wall
    Just where you are looking in"

    Sex Crime by Eurythmics, from their record 1984.
    «Speaking generally, it is because of the desire of the tragic poets for the marvellous that so varied and inconsistent an account of Medea has been given out» (Diodorus Siculus, The Library of History [4.56.1])

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    Quote Originally Posted by kjn View Post
    "Sex crime, sex crime
    Sex crime, sex crime
    Nineteen eighty four
    Nineteen eighty four

    I'll pull the bricks down
    One by one
    Leave a big hole in the wall
    Just where you are looking in"

    Sex Crime by Eurythmics, from their record 1984.
    "But when we got to the Police Officer Station, there was a third possibility
    That we hadn't even counted upon, and we was both immediately arrested,
    Handcuffed, and I said, "Obie, I can't pick up the garbage with these here
    Handcuffs on." He said "shut up kid, and get in the back of the patrol car"

    And that's what we did, sat in the back of the patrol car, and drove to
    The quote scene of the crime unquote"

    "Alice's Restaurant Massacree" (commonly known as "Alice's Restaurant"), Arlo Guthrie

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    "The Captain's tastes were simple, but his methods were complex.
    We found him with five partners, each of a different world and sex.
    The Shore Police were on the way-we had no second chance.
    We beamed him up in the nick of time-and the remnants of his pants."

    Banned from Argo, by Leslie Fish.
    «Speaking generally, it is because of the desire of the tragic poets for the marvellous that so varied and inconsistent an account of Medea has been given out» (Diodorus Siculus, The Library of History [4.56.1])

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    Quote Originally Posted by kjn View Post
    "The Captain's tastes were simple, but his methods were complex.
    We found him with five partners, each of a different world and sex.
    The Shore Police were on the way-we had no second chance.
    We beamed him up in the nick of time-and the remnants of his pants."

    Banned from Argo, by Leslie Fish.
    "I'm coming in my pants, my shirt
    It's my best suit baby
    Gonna pick your flower
    Gonna be there in an hour
    Coming in my pants, shined shoes
    In my neck tie honey
    I'm so excited I hope that I don't come to soon"

    Pants, Here Come the Mummies

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    Quote Originally Posted by foxley View Post
    "I'm coming in my pants, my shirt
    It's my best suit baby
    Gonna pick your flower
    Gonna be there in an hour
    Coming in my pants, shined shoes
    In my neck tie honey
    I'm so excited I hope that I don't come to soon"

    Pants, Here Come the Mummies
    Nobody does it better
    Makes me feel sad for the rest
    Nobody does it half as good as you
    Baby, you’re the best


    I wasn’t looking
    But somehow you found me
    I tried to hide from your love light
    But like heaven above me
    The spy who loved me
    Is keeping all my secrets safe tonight

    "Nobody Does it Better" Carly Simon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Maiden View Post
    Nobody does it better
    Makes me feel sad for the rest
    Nobody does it half as good as you
    Baby, you’re the best


    I wasn’t looking
    But somehow you found me
    I tried to hide from your love light
    But like heaven above me
    The spy who loved me
    Is keeping all my secrets safe tonight

    "Nobody Does it Better" Carly Simon
    "Her father's in his chambers with his
    Friends all gathered 'round
    They are plotting their enemy's demise
    With their last detail done
    They await the coming sun
    While I am staring in my lover's eyes
    Her brothers and her sisters
    Are all through for tonight
    Pretending that they've just
    Come into power
    But she far most of all, knows that they
    Can only fall
    In my darkest hour"

    Darkest Hour, Arlo Guthrie

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    "My brothers and my sisters are stranded on this road
    A hot and dusty road that a million feet done trod;
    Rich man took my home and drove me from my door
    And I ain't got no home in this world anymore."

    Ain't Got No Home, by Woody Guthrie. It reminds me of Superman's upbringing in Kansas; he had to have lived through the Dust Bowl years.
    Last edited by kjn; 02-23-2020 at 12:51 AM.
    «Speaking generally, it is because of the desire of the tragic poets for the marvellous that so varied and inconsistent an account of Medea has been given out» (Diodorus Siculus, The Library of History [4.56.1])

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    Quote Originally Posted by kjn View Post
    "My brothers and my sisters are stranded on this road
    A hot and dusty road that a million feet done trod;
    Rich man took my home and drove me from my door
    And I ain't got no home in this world anymore."

    Ain't Got No Home, by Woody Guthrie. It reminds me of Superman's upbringing in Kansas; he had to have lived through the Dust Bowl years.
    "Do you boys mind if I just stay and watch
    You're both so hot and all
    I'll just um, I don't know
    I might jerk off over here to the side"

    Let Me Watch, Clint Crisher

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    'Then my mouth wrote a check I couldn't afford,
    We was watchin' the People's Choice Awards --
    Hugh Jackman and Jude Law gettin' touchy-feely.

    I said, "Yeah, I bet they're the People Choice,
    Even I might like kissin' one o' them boys,"
    And my wife said in a sultry voice, "Really?" '

    Two Guys Kissin' Ruined My Life by Tom Smith
    «Speaking generally, it is because of the desire of the tragic poets for the marvellous that so varied and inconsistent an account of Medea has been given out» (Diodorus Siculus, The Library of History [4.56.1])

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