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    James Bond's Jaws vs Jaws the shark. Fight takes place in the arena, but each has his preferred environment that exists only for him.

    That is to say, Shark-Jaws sees the arena as filled with water. To Shark-Jaws, Bond-Jaws appears to be walking on the bottom of the ocean.

    To Bond-Jaws, the water does not exist, and he sees Shark-Jaws as flying through the air.

    Who wins?

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    Gotta give this to Human Jaws. Shark Jaws is just a regular (if big) shark, while Human Jaws is super strong and tough enough to survive being in a spacecraft that fell to earth from space.

    Shark Jaws breaks his teeth on Human Jaws and then gets torn in half.
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    Bond Jaws has a victory against a smaller shark while he was immersed in water, so kind of favoring him.

    It sounds ridiculous to suppose he can bite Sharky-Jaws to death, but that's his thing. He's also strong enough to grab and wrestle it, based upon the cable-car feat. I'd say Bond-Jaws can pull victory 6-7/10.

    Not super convinced, but as a best guess.

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    Shark! Jaws destroyed a Sea World and a plane.

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    Utinni!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steel Inquisitor View Post
    Shark! Jaws destroyed a Sea World and a plane.
    I assume by "Jaws" it's referring to the shark in the original, classic, default movie - ergo it neither destroyed Sea World (which is a stretch for describing what happened in Jaws 3D anyway) or a plane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KJS View Post
    I assume by "Jaws" it's referring to the shark in the original, classic, default movie - ergo it neither destroyed Sea World (which is a stretch for describing what happened in Jaws 3D anyway) or a plane.
    I thought we were talking about Jabber Jaws and Mister Jaw



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