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    Default Bruce Almighty vs Slenderman

    Slenderman especially either the movie version or composite one.

    Round 1: Slenderman of movies

    Round 2: Composite Slenderman
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    Probably the one with the Powers of God...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrannoraptor View Post
    Slenderman especially either the movie version or composite one.

    Round 1: Slenderman of movies

    Round 2: Composite Slenderman
    There anything stopping Bruce from making Slenderman just cease to exist? He has the literal powers of the biblical God, after all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dog View Post
    There anything stopping Bruce from making Slenderman just cease to exist? He has the literal powers of the biblical God, after all.
    Aside from the fact that God gave him power in a limited geographical area, did he say Bruce Almighty couldn't just kill people with his powers? I thought there were some limiters on it, but I don't remember what.
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    He said he couldn't tell people he was God and that he couldn't affect free will.

    Nothing about offing people.

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    If if there were some "no kill" rule (I dont think there was), I dont see how he could possibly lose this. He could trap the dude in all sorts of nastiness. This is a guy who can create stars in the sky with a finger poke after all.

    ...unless I dont know squat about Slenderman? I figured he was just a bogeyman type.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Arbiter View Post
    If if there were some "no kill" rule (I dont think there was), I dont see how he could possibly lose this. He could trap the dude in all sorts of nastiness. This is a guy who can create stars in the sky with a finger poke after all.

    ...unless I dont know squat about Slenderman? I figured he was just a bogeyman type.
    No need to kill Slenderman.

    Snap your fingers and have a gaggle of angels chain him up in the Abyss next to Abaddon the Destroyer.

    If guys like Abaddon and Satan can be imprisoned, why not Slenderman?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuro View Post
    He said he couldn't tell people he was God and that he couldn't affect free will.

    Nothing about offing people.
    I think erasing them from existiense would affect their free will

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    He moved the moon. You think he can't move Slenderman to some place he can't come back from?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The MunchKING View Post
    Aside from the fact that God gave him power in a limited geographical area, did he say Bruce Almighty couldn't just kill people with his powers? I thought there were some limiters on it, but I don't remember what.
    Actually, no, the powers weren't over a limited area: his area of responsibility for prayers was over a limited area. His powers were such that he moved the moon with an imaginary rope.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuro View Post
    He said he couldn't tell people he was God and that he couldn't affect free will.

    Nothing about offing people.
    How about turning the Slenderman into a duck?

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    Quote Originally Posted by big_adventure View Post
    Actually, no, the powers weren't over a limited area: his area of responsibility for prayers was over a limited area. His powers were such that he moved the moon with an imaginary rope.
    He also wiped stars out too. Literally.

    Though, you could argue that they were satellites given they were in the city

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steel Inquisitor View Post
    How about turning the Slenderman into a duck?
    I object.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuro View Post
    He also wiped stars out too. Literally.

    Though, you could argue that they were satellites given they were in the city
    Yup, he's freaking ridiculous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beadle View Post
    I object.
    You Object? I thought you person.
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