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    Quote Originally Posted by jetengine View Post
    Popeye warps reality with his punches. He hits a giant vulture so hard it turns into a cooked chicken on a plate with ramekins
    Edit: move along. Nothing to see here. Totally didnt make a fool of myself or anything. Nuh uh. Nope.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jetengine View Post
    Popeye warps reality with his punches. He hits a giant vulture so hard it turns into a cooked chicken on a plate with ramekins
    He once punched an alligator so hard it turned into a STORE selling alligator skin products. Cash register and signs and everything.

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    I'm pretty sure he prevented an episode from ending by physically grabbing the reel and pulling it back together.
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan2099 View Post
    He once punched an alligator so hard it turned into a STORE selling alligator skin products. Cash register and signs and everything.
    He also punched a bull so hard it turned into a meat stand:

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dog View Post
    He also punched a bull so hard it turned into a meat stand:

    Some of which is apparently Kosher

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