"This feels like another elaborate trick to get me to wield the Black Sword."

"It's definitely not!"

"Yeah? Does my divine panoply include weapons?"

"I mean probably..."

"And is one of them a sword?"

"Well you know, swords are not uncommon divine weapons.."

"And what colour is it?"

"Not black, ha ha!"

"Oh, well for once you might be on the level here I guess. I'm sorry I accused you of things."

"That's alright, I forgive you. Also as a god you get this shiny gem."

".... that's totally Hawkmoon's dark gem, which was, of course, an alternate guise for the Black Sword."

"It's totally not!"

"There's a label right on it saying 'if lost, please return to Dorian Hawkmoon Von Koln's forehead.'"

"No there isn't!"

"I can see you drawing over the label with marker, right now, in front of me."

"Amnesia dust!"

"Ow! Throwing the gem at me and trying to embed it in my forehead is not amnesia dust!"