Apotheosis: Rumblers Become a Pantheon

[MrSandman]

Exactly. And who do you think will have to control them? Gonna be like trying to corral a bunch of murderous supernatural toddlers, I just know it.



Don't make me throw you in the River of the Dead Sandman.

Do your worse, I'm wearing my divine floaties.

[Shai-Hulud]

Don't make me throw you in the River of the Dead Sandman.

He's the Trickster. And that's actually a good start to his career. He's doing exactly what he's supposed to do, namely, burst our bubbles when we get too puffed up.

It's in his job description.

All part of the Grand Scheme.

[grampagen]

Dibs on Agriculture.

Gimme the bees.

[MrSandman]

Dibs on Agriculture.

Gimme the bees.

Hey...lemme show you something cool you can do with those bees and these african bees.....

[Shai-Hulud]

Dibs on Agriculture.

Sky Father greets you.

"Welcome, Grampagen, Harvest Lord, King of the Bees, Bringer of Feast and Famine."

He waves you on in.

Our Pantheon so far:

• Agriculture — Lord Grampagen
• Art — Lord Nschornhorst
• Death — Lord The Dog
• Dragons — Lord Stigmazilla
  
  
• Evil — Lord Beadle
• Forge — Lord Shellhead
• Light — Lord FrenchGemini
• Magic — Lord Steel Inquisitor
  
  
• Travel — Lord Doctor Will Hatch
• Trickster — Lord Mister Sandman
• War — Lord MunchKING
• Wine — Lord Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh
  
  
• Wisdom — Lady Tami

[Shai-Hulud]

The Pantheon has seven godly Spheres of Influence left open:

• Fate — Weaving, Spiders, Venom, Destiny;
• Hunting — Archery, Horses, Forests, Wilderness;
• Love — Beauty, Sex, Courtship, Etiquette, Pleasure;
  
  
• Medicine — Healing, Health, Purification, Absolution, Ancestry, Disease, Poisons, Potions;
• Seas — Ships, Sailors, Sleep, Dreams, Water, Weather, Tides, Oceans, Rivers, Lakes;
• Strength — Wrestling, Stamina, Durability, Mountains, Athletics;
  
  
• Wealth — Business, Economics, Trading, Homes, Luck, Fortune;

First come, first serve.

[Nschornhorst]

*gets to work covering everything in the underworld with gold paint and fake glitter beads*

*Gives the thumbs-up for such clear artistic expression.*

[Tami]

As Goddess of Wisdom, I shall make ignorance and avoidable Stupidity sacrilegious.

[MrSandman]

As Goddess of Wisdom, I shall make ignorance and avoidable Stupidity sacrilegious.

.....wait a second....are you trying to raise the global intelligence level.....

No! My Boke and Tsukkomi rountine doesn't work without a above average population of bokes!

You've made a powerful enemy this day. *snake slithers away*

[Beadle]

As Goddess of Wisdom, I shall make ignorance and avoidable Stupidity sacrilegious.

.....wait a second....are you trying to raise the global intelligence level.....

No! My Boke and Tsukkomi rountine doesn't work without a above average population of bokes!

You've made a powerful enemy this day. *snake slithers away*

Likewise, I also lean strongly upon the stupidity of others.

As the great prophet of evil Dark Helmet once said: “Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.“

Let dumbness reign among the fawning flock.

[Nschornhorst]

Hi. Art god here, there are actual multiple intelligences-- math, literary, physical, artistic, philosophical, interpersonal, etc. So I think everyone is stupid in at least one of those and excels in one with the others being some point in between. Also, look at the kitty I drew! Mew mew!

[grampagen]

Hey...lemme show you something cool you can do with those bees and these african bees.....

Go on...?

[Beadle]

The Pantheon has seven godly Spheres of Influence left open:

• Fate — Weaving, Spiders, Venom, Destiny;
• Hunting — Archery, Horses, Forests, Wilderness;
• Love — Beauty, Sex, Courtship, Etiquette, Pleasure;
  
  
• Medicine — Healing, Health, Purification, Absolution, Ancestry, Disease, Poisons, Potions;
• Seas — Ships, Sailors, Sleep, Dreams, Water, Weather, Tides, Oceans, Rivers, Lakes;
• Strength — Wrestling, Stamina, Durability, Mountains, Athletics;
  
  
• Wealth — Business, Economics, Trading, Homes, Luck, Fortune;

First come, first serve.

I know we can’t nominate, but if I might... suggest a few...?

God of the Seas just hasta be Hasta. He is the Pirate King after all.
God of Hunting. Hmmm... if only we knew a hunter of some kind... *cough-Miburo-cough*
God of Strength? So we need someone with a fist of iron. Like maybe FistofIron...?
God of Wealth. Well, since in Welsh ‘Pendaran’ apparently means ‘pearls’...


(As for Medicine I’m still astonished that Dr Will Hatch didn’t go for that. He is our resident Dr, after all.)

[Shai-Hulud]

I know we can’t nominate, but if I might... suggest a few...?

God of the Seas just hasta be Hasta. He is the Pirate King after all.
God of Hunting. Hmmm... if only we knew a hunter of some kind... *cough-Miburo-cough*
God of Strength? So we need someone with a fist of iron. Like maybe FistofIron...?
God of Wealth. Well, since in Welsh ‘Pendaran’ apparently means ‘pearls’...


(As for Medicine I’m still astonished that Dr Will Hatch didn’t go for that. He is our resident Dr, after all.)

Pendaran is too worried about Black Swords, so he's out....

The others are all good fits. But the Plot Gods won't transfigure someone unless they, themselves, agree.

I'd like them to drop by, as I'm curious as to what the final list would look like. Especially since I'm going to take the final, leftover Sphere. I've a feeling that'll be either Seas, Strength or Love.

[Steel Inquisitor]

Hey...lemme show you something cool you can do with those bees and these african bees.....

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Bees, my god!