Fast food MAscots vs. Cereal Mascots

[Jcogginsa]

In this corner, we have: Ronald McDonald, The Burger King, Colonel Sanders, The Noid, and Jack

In that corner

Captain Crunch, Tony the Tiger, Lucky the Leprechaun, Count Chocula, and Toucan Sam

All fighters have composite feats.

Who wins the day?

Bonus: They sit and talk

[Shellhead]

We go by actual feats, and I don't believe that any of these mascots have actual combat feats. But if Tony the Tiger is a tiger, there are feats for tigers that might be applicable, so maybe his team wins.

Since these characters have only appeared in the context of commercials, the sit down and talk scenario probably quickly devolves from introductions to taking turns delivering marketing slogans. Or more likely, all delivering their marketing slogans simultaneously.

[Jcogginsa]

We go by actual feats, and I don't believe that any of these mascots have actual combat feats. But if Tony the Tiger is a tiger, there are feats for tigers that might be applicable, so maybe his team wins.

Since these characters have only appeared in the context of commercials, the sit down and talk scenario probably quickly devolves from introductions to taking turns delivering marketing slogans. Or more likely, all delivering their marketing slogans simultaneously.

Actually, several of them have appeared in comics and other Tie-In Media, in addition to their feats from within their comercials. Lucky's got magic for example.

It's also official McDonald's canon that there is only one Ronald McDonald, and since their have been numerous occasions in which Ronald has appeared for in-store events in multiple states simultaneously, that in turn means Ronald is canonically fast enough to be in multiple places at once.

[Shai-Hulud]

It's also official McDonald's canon that there is only one Ronald McDonald, and since their have been numerous occasions in which Ronald has appeared for in-store events in multiple states simultaneously, that in turn means Ronald is canonically fast enough to be in multiple places at once.

Or he has a self-cloning power, like Jamie Madrox. One entity with myriad avatars.

[Güicho]

Kaboom cereal clown slaughters Ronald!
Hamburgler wrecks the Cookiecrook.

Wait, we're talking about the next Tarantino film here, right?

[Kirika]

Forever I am on the side of Toucan Sam.

[Güicho]

I'll take team Monster Cereal over most Restaurant mascot grouping.

And want to see Quisp vs Pizza Planet Aliens