Your Toy Collection vs. Mine

[The Arbiter]

I just realized I have many MANY Godzilla toys in the house.

If they all represented the canon version of themselves with all applicable feats, does anyone out there possess a nerd collection capable of toppling mine!? :P

[Tomzilla]

Don't do this, Arbiter. The last thing I want is for us to be enemies.

[The Arbiter]

Don't do this, Arbiter. The last thing I want is for us to be enemies.

Frenemies!! :P

The gauntlet has been thrown Tomzilla. I challenge you to a duel. *amazon primes a Thanos with IG toy*

[Shai-Hulud]

I have an Enterprise-D toy. Phasers and photon torpedoes fired from above.

[The Arbiter]

I have an Enterprise-D toy. Phasers and photon torpedoes fired from above.

Ah HAH! Standard Rumbles conditions means it's an ARENA fight! Limited mobility and relatively close quarters mean the Kaiju surround the ship (with heavy losses) and start clambering around on the thing, poking for weaknesses. :P

[Shai-Hulud]

Ah HAH! Standard Rumbles conditions means it's an ARENA fight! Limited mobility and relatively close quarters mean the Kaiju surround the ship (with heavy losses) and start clambering around on the thing, poking for weaknesses. :P

Counsellor Troi asks them if they want to start talking about their feelings. I'll bet no one's ever offered to just listen to them before.

[Tomzilla]

Frenemies!! :P

The gauntlet has been thrown Tomzilla. I challenge you to a duel.

*confidently sips Godzilla tea*

*amazon primes a Thanos with IG toy*

You're too late.

[The Arbiter]

Nooooooo!!

I'll get you next time TOMZILLAAAA!!!

*notices master chief*

...respect.