I still think the whale slam is the easiest most realistic (non dragon) option available.
I still think the whale slam is the easiest most realistic (non dragon) option available.
"At the end of the day, Arby is a pretty prolific poster proposing a plurality of proper posts for us."
- big_adventure
Gar could also turn into a skunk and maybe Wolverine would just surrender at that point.
How exactly? He's only getting hit with a small fraction of the giant multi ton animal here. A blue whale landing on him is not transferring 100+ tons of force onto Wolverine.
He's only getting a tiny chunk of that. The force is spread out by virtue of being such a bigass animal. He'll be fine.
Dragon is really the way to win this.
Last edited by Pendaran; 04-11-2020 at 05:10 AM.
"But... But I want to be a big karate cyborg... ;_;" - Nik Hasta
"Get off my lawn! ...on this forum, that just makes people think of Cyclops." - Sharpandpointies
"...makes me think the Night King just says "Screw the rules, I have magic money" when it comes to physics." -Captain Morgan
I've been trying to think of not horrible ways to say this, but ultimately there aren't, and thus, for what is about to occur, for liability purposes I blame you.
A blue whale falling from the sky directly onto Wolverine's ass should still knock him out for a ten count, frankly.
I have the image now of Wolverine sticking his head into the ground everytime he is about to get his ass beat.
"But... But I want to be a big karate cyborg... ;_;" - Nik Hasta
"Get off my lawn! ...on this forum, that just makes people think of Cyclops." - Sharpandpointies
"...makes me think the Night King just says "Screw the rules, I have magic money" when it comes to physics." -Captain Morgan
Truly this thread has begun a woeful journey.
Which, for liability purposes is Rep's fault.