The Plot Gods offer to transport you into the quarantined city of Wuhan. There you must stay for one month. If you survive, you will be awarded $10 million, tax-free and legal.
* You get legal papers and a passport attesting that you entered the country legally, with all required permits and permissions. So no problems with the Chinese government or security services on that account. If any problems surface, you have a high-ranking contact in the Communist Party who considers you a friend and may intervene successfully on your behalf.
* You gain complete fluency in Mandarin and Cantonese, including the most important dialects.
* You get one month of free food, canned and freeze-dried, and water filters that are effective on all pollutants and microbial agents. These filters cover all faucets, the bathtub and shower nozzles, and even the water that refills the toilet bowl.
* You get a studio apartment, furnished to your taste, internet hookup, and a library of interesting Chinese books.
* The equivalent of $20,000 cash in Chinese currency, with legit financial records proving the money is yours.
* Everyone in your apartment building considers you a friend and trustworthy person.
* If you are still alive at the end of one month, the Plot Gods will transport you home. This also includes if you become infected during that time, so no free cures. You get to keep the apartment, the passport, all legal papers, and your fluency in Chinese. Oh, and your high-ranking contact. Friends for life!
Who takes the challenge?