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    Default King Thor vs. King Thanos

    Today is my birthday, so I thought this fight would be fun.

    What happens when two alternate futures collide? Old King Thor from Jason Aaron’s run fights King Thanos from Donny Cates’s Thanos Wins.


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    • The battle takes place on Asgard.

    • Old King Thor is wielding All-Black and the Phoenix Force.

    • King Thanos is fighting at his peak.


    Who wins?
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    Was King Thanos swinging in a Fed Galactus' ballpark?
    ""Bead War threw evil emission... f."

    "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tomzilla View Post
    Today is my birthday, so I thought this fight would be fun.

    What happens when two alternate futures collide? Old King Thor from Jason Aaron’s run fights King Thanos from Donny Cates’s Thanos Wins.


    -Rules-

    • The battle takes place on Asgard.

    • Old King Thor is wielding All-Black and the Phoenix Force.

    • King Thanos is fighting at his peak.


    Who wins?
    Wait, was King Thor ever possessed by the Phoenix Force, AKA, his dad's old girlfriend?

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    Um the one with Phoenix powers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh View Post
    Was King Thanos swinging in a Fed Galactus' ballpark?
    How fed we talking here? I just ate at a buffet or had a protein shake?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marvel-Studios Rep View Post
    How fed we talking here? I just ate at a buffet or had a protein shake?
    Buffet end of the Fed spectrum. It's hundreds of years in the future and he's finally come to finish off a dead Earth.

    He's not fully fed, to be sure, but fed to the point that King Thor destroying his fingers and hitting Galactus so hard he throws up star energy is... notable. Of course Thor ultimately gets his ass beat.
    ""Bead War threw evil emission... f."

    "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."

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    Here's a link for the fight.

    When he vomits it states in narration it's the molten energy of a thousand worlds. Though admittedly one must be leery of narration. It can be tricksy, and false.

    Also should be noted it never states how fed he really is, but I'd safely say 'not starving/on dregs'.
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    ""Bead War threw evil emission... f."

    "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh View Post
    Here's a link for the fight.

    When he vomits it states in narration it's the molten energy of a thousand worlds. Though admittedly one must be leery of narration. It can be tricksy, and false.

    Also should be noted it never states how fed he really is, but I'd safely say 'not starving/on dregs'.
    He should have washed it down with Shuma-Gorath’s spoiled milk of dead stars.

    It’s like cosmic Pepto Bismol.

    Mind you, he is Galactus intolerant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beadle View Post
    He should have washed it down with Shuma-Gorath’s spoiled milk of dead stars.

    It’s like cosmic Pepto Bismol.

    Mind you, he is Galactus intolerant.
    You've been on fire recently. I can't hate you
    ""Bead War threw evil emission... f."

    "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beadle View Post
    He should have washed it down with Shuma-Gorath’s spoiled milk of dead stars.

    It’s like cosmic Pepto Bismol.

    Mind you, he is Galactus intolerant.


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    Jane bursts from King Thor's chest and wins the day! Yaayyy!!
    "I know you're in there Banner. I'll get you out!"
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    "Would you give a guy a foot massage?"
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    "You said clear."
    "I said it looks clear."
    "Well what's it look like now?"
    "Looks clear."

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    So they’ve been portraying Galactus as a bad ass these days?

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