This is such a fun idea! Took a crack. Some of my syllables might be off haha
Mojo needs viewers
"Reboot the X-Men as Cats"
Spiral rolls her eyes
Boysenberry Pie
What is destroyed in seconds
Took Rogue hours to make
Queen, Ace, Jack of Spades
Gambit shuffles a new deck
Time to deal them out
Sentinels attack
New York City needs Heroes
"To me, my X-Men"