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House 1 : Boom-Boom tries to start **** with Monet who acts like she's above it all until she isn't. Wolverine and Daken continue to bond by skewering themselves with their claws, and that's fine until it starts getting uncomfortably competitive. Peter stays in his room and paints.

House 2 : Karma and Kate finally hook up. Forge tries to slake his thirst on Emma and gets shook to his core. X-23 maintains passive-aggressive eye contact with the camera the whole time.

House 3 : Roberto flirts with Mystique, and is basically playing chicken with himself to see how far he can go. Rogue tries to be the voice of reason in the household until Quire crosses way over the line with something he says about Mystique and gets his ass laid out. Apocalypse eventually gets sick of them all and suborns them to his will as The Four Horsemen of Pestilence.

House 4 : Oddly enough, Rictor, spurred on by his recent spiritual awakening and actually having a pretty positive outlook on life for once, leads the group in a circle of trust and forgiveness. Cypher uses his power to cut out all the bullshit and get right to the heart of things. Bishop finally gets a worthwhile redemption arc and Xavier forgives him for shooting him in the face. Beast and Xavier are forced to confront the consequences of their "I'm smart, so I know best" mindset.

House 5 : Without Sunspot around, Cannonball turns to his back-up Bobby Bromance. Gambit becomes indispensable as his knowledge of card games is the only source of entertainment.

House 6 : The house stays sane by playing the game Who Can Say the Most Backhanded Compliment Without Rahne Realizing It's Actually an Insult.

House 7 : Dani and Cable having a simmering beef going over who should be in charge. Cable also holds a grudge for the time Dani hoofed Hope in the gut. Dazzler is doing what she can to feed that drama. Sage assists because she is ride-or-die with Ali. Magik assists for the lulz.

House 8 : This place is a fucking powderkeg. Even odds on Kwannon or Magneto being the last man standing and having to explain to The Five how all of their housemates need to go through the Resurrection Protocols.

House 9 : Perhaps the most peaceful house in existence. Naps abound.