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    Default Batman with no arms vs The Punisher with no legs

    A version of Bruce Wayne that was born with no arms vs a version of Frank Castle that lost his legs in Vietnam and learned to live without them face off. They both are bloodlusted, have two weeks of prep, and are starting off on the opposite sides of Gotham City. Who wins?

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    ...probably Batman more often than not?

    We have a CBPH aim-dodger with no range game vs a tougher than average guy with limited mobility, and the former still has the home-terrain advantage.

    It'll take a while since Batman can't really grapple-gun anywhere, but chances equally likely Frank can hole up in a belfry with a wheelchair backed to a wall or something.

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    Batman shows up in a super suit and obliterates Frank.
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    Yeah, even if we use the more street-level interpretations of Batman without Iron Man armor, he's still someone rich enough to put utility belt type stuff in his boots to be activated by clicking his heels or something, and in this universe he'd have mastered savate and the like to an absolutely insane degree. Not liking Frank's chances.

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    Isn’t Batman strong enough to kick down a tree? Being blood listed and a martial artist that can come into play.

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    Batman shows up with superstrong robot arms and destroys Punisher with ease.
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    This is a scenario match, so I don't see why this wouldn't end with Bruce in the Batcave, coordinating Robin, Nightwing, and at least one of the Batgirls into dropping Frank.

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    Switch punisher for spiderman and it'd be a fairer fight.

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    Enter: Deadpool with no head, for the kill!
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