Who wins the KO?

[Powerboy]

My personal question here is what is with the carefully arranged fringe tassels on the Hulk's shorts. That's not pants tear damage, that's the Hulk trying to be extra stylish or something. That's the Hulk buying his shorts fresh off the runway from Fashion Week.

That's the Hulk getting ready to do his little turn on the catwalk. Yeah on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah. Hulk shake his little tush on the catwalk.

Oh come on. You've heard of WWH. This is WWH (World Wrestling Hulk). It's all about being flamboyant. Wait until you see his finisher: the Gamma Bomb (off the top rope).

[Pendaran]

I'll grant you that also explains the cape.

[big_adventure]

My personal question here is what is with the carefully arranged fringe tassels on the Hulk's shorts. That's not pants tear damage, that's the Hulk trying to be extra stylish or something. That's the Hulk buying his shorts fresh off the runway from Fashion Week.

That's the Hulk getting ready to do his little turn on the catwalk. Yeah on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah. Hulk shake his little tush on the catwalk.

I did not see that reference coming in this thread, but given Hulk's transformation process, it's pretty clear that he's too sexy for his shirt, so sexy it hurts.

[FrenchGemini]

My personal question here is what is with the carefully arranged fringe tassels on the Hulk's shorts. That's not pants tear damage, that's the Hulk trying to be extra stylish or something. That's the Hulk buying his shorts fresh off the runway from Fashion Week.

That's the Hulk getting ready to do his little turn on the catwalk. Yeah on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah. Hulk shake his little tush on the catwalk.

Actually, that reminds me of some Muay Thai shorts, that have this kind of fringe tassels as well. "Hulk know Muay Thai"... now THAT is a terrifying thought.

I'll also note that one of my first thoughts seeing this picture was that we might have to use the cinematic versions, given the suits worn by Supes, Cap, Batman and Aquaman (who also looks like Jason Momoa) among others. Doesn't change the result though...

[KJS]

My personal question here is what is with the carefully arranged fringe tassels on the Hulk's shorts. That's not pants tear damage, that's the Hulk trying to be extra stylish or something. That's the Hulk buying his shorts fresh off the runway from Fashion Week.

That's the Hulk getting ready to do his little turn on the catwalk. Yeah on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah. Hulk shake his little tush on the catwalk.

Stop this at once, Pen.

[Pendaran]

Stop this at once, Pen.

It is hardly my fault that the Hulk is too sexy for his hat, too sexy for his hat.

What do you think about that?

(I mean, look, he's not wearing a hat. Clearly he was too sexy for it.)

I did not see that reference coming in this thread, but given Hulk's transformation process, it's pretty clear that he's too sexy for his shirt, so sexy it hurts.

See? I'm not the only one noticing this.

[Beadle]

Now that you mention it, there’s no Black Panther, Tigra, Hellcat, Black Cat, Wildcat, Bronze Tiger, Lionheart, Cat-Man, White Tiger etc....

Clearly he’s also too sexy for his cat. Too sexy for his cat. Poor pussy. Poor pussy cat.

[KJS]

But can you say, hand on heart, that the arena in the image isn't in Milan, New York or Japan?

[Beadle]

Yes. I can. Because he’s too sexy for all of those places.

[wjowski]

My question is will either participant be all that interested in winning a date with Kevin Owens?

[Beadle]

My question is will either participant be all that interested in winning a date with Kevin Owens?

And now Kassius Ohno is sad.

[Alan2099]

Hulk too sexy for car.
too sexy for car.
Hulk throw it very far.

[Shellhead]

Pendaran wins the KO.

[big_adventure]

I love this forum.

[Cronus]

My personal question here is what is with the carefully arranged fringe tassels on the Hulk's shorts. That's not pants tear damage, that's the Hulk trying to be extra stylish or something. That's the Hulk buying his shorts fresh off the runway from Fashion Week.

That's the Hulk getting ready to do his little turn on the catwalk. Yeah on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah. Hulk shake his little tush on the catwalk.

I mean, Hulk does have multiple personality disorder, which in turn has lead to some interesting incarnations of the Hulk. I'm pretty sure this is Hunka-Hunk of Burnin' Love Hulk. Marvel's vaudevillian follow up plan after Love and Thunder.

At a theater near you.