Musical God , Kanye West announced his bid for the office of President of the United States back a week or 2 ago. The world went into a PANIC. Kanye West , future PRESIDENT ? Could the man known for his ego , a bigger one that collapses stars in our galaxy be seriously running for the Office ? What will Trump think ? His best buddy and pal running against him as 3rd Party ?
The man is a genius clearly. He knew he could get some of the Trump support by palling around with his new buddy at White House. Those MAGA fans who have grown to think Trump's did a terrible job will quickly jump to Team Kanye. Plus some of Biden's support will too.
Think about it folks , President Kanye will be in the Oval Office , on the phone at 2am with North Korea and bust into lines from "Gold Digger". He will then do some dancing as he does it. World Peace will finally be achieved by President Kanye.
Then there is Kim , she can be 1st lady. That will be 1st Lady booty all the way ! Foreign leaders will be impressed and compliment her on her sex tape that clearly is all across the world by this stage.
Yep folks there is nothing to stop this from becoming a reality....
Hold on ..what do you mean he dropped out ? Oh f--k it then...
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07-14-2020, 05:43 PM #1Unadjusted Human on CBR
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President Kanye ....
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07-15-2020, 04:00 AM #2Spectacular Member
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Too bad he dropped out so soon.
In any case here is Kanye's cabinet:
Secretary of State: Snoop Dogg
Secretary of Treasury: Elon Musk
Attorney-General: Candace Owens
Secretary of Defense: Charlamagne tha God
Secretary of Homeland Security: Sean Hannity
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07-15-2020, 12:13 PM #3Loony
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If anyone actually believed he was a conservative, it might have worked. Such as it is, he'll pull votes away from Biden and from the same group of people who voted for that rat guy.
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07-15-2020, 12:44 PM #4Silver Sentinel
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This is about the time the forum made a President Trump thread as a joke in 2016.
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07-15-2020, 03:46 PM #5Unadjusted Human on CBR
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That was me , and it was 2015. And I detailed what a disaster it would be by the way as a joke.
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07-15-2020, 06:52 PM #6Genesis of A Nemesis
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I wish he'd invest his time into making good albums again. His music has been mostly trash since My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy.
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08-05-2020, 02:12 PM #7Incredible Member
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Well we have already one idiot President in the White House, why not the next one be an imbecile?
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08-07-2020, 03:27 AM #8Invincible Member
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Kanye is on the ballot in Colorado
https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-kno...ts-in-november
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/repu...ry?id=72200390
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08-07-2020, 04:02 AM #9Astonishing Member
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Kim can't be the first lady, she's divorcing West. As a minority, I can't understand why other minorities support the GOP.
Kanye West Admits Presidential Campaign Aims to Hurt Biden’s Prospects
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08-07-2020, 04:32 AM #10Old school comic book fan
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Well, black churchgoers, like white evangelicals, hate abortion like everyone else in the GOP. Beyond that, I can only guess that self-loathing is a motivating factor for supporting a party that wouldn't so much as spit on minorities if they were on fire. By they by, I've been of the belief that if Trump hadn't run for president, and won, he would've kicked Melania to the curb in favor of a younger mail order European bride. Originally Posted by shooshoomanjoe
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08-07-2020, 04:39 AM #11Astonishing Member
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They do, Kanye hasn't been hiding how he likes Trump or controversial conservative voices like Candace Owens. It's hurt his brand. He hasn't been the Kanye who called Bush out for years. Even when he tried to distance himself from Trump he couldn't help boosting Trump. Originally Posted by Scott Taylor
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08-07-2020, 05:44 AM #12Invincible Member
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Please! Trump asked him to run, thinking he would take all the AA votes from Biden. Because both of them are morons.
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08-07-2020, 09:43 AM #13Old school comic book fan
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And Republicans are said to be running with that particular ball, making them just as stupid as Trump and West. Originally Posted by Kirby101
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08-07-2020, 10:22 AM #14Invincible Member
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This election will be won in the margins, so they figure just a couple of percentage points from Biden could swing it to Trump.
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08-07-2020, 10:52 AM #15BANNED
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As someone who greatly enjoys comedy i was a little bumped out when Kanye dropped out.
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