That doesn’t seem at all desperate, does it? What could be even more desperate? Well, how about seeing Ted Cruz have to seek out a 2018 campaign visit from Donald Trump, a man who still won’t take back accusing Cruz’s father of taking part in the assassination of JFK. We can’t help but laugh, but seriously, Ted Cruz can’t look cool no matter what he tries. He can’t even successfully post a Facebook Live video without f***ing it up. Beto O’Rourke ran circles around him in their 2018 debate, perhaps the saddest moment being when Sen. Cruz was
stumped into silence for a full six seconds when asked to discuss something… anything that has nothing to do with politics that would give Texans an insight into who he is as a person.
Beto O’Rourke was seriously living rent free in Ted Cruz’s head, as evidenced by
the photo of Cruz looking pathetic and staring at a photo of O’Rourke while sitting on a plane sure makes it look that way and then how his attempts to use photos of O’Rourke in a band in college where he wore a dress backfired, as others posted pictures of
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has been heckled out of restaurants in Washington, D.C., because people have their limits.
After his re-election by a narrow margin to a second term in the Senate, Ted Cruz has continued to be human garbage. It wasn’t just that in June of 2019, that he
came to the defense of a conservative pundit who was under fire for harassing a journalist from Vox with homophobic slurs (interesting battle you picked there, Ted)… In September of 2019, he
tried arguing against gun control by blaming violence in Chicago (and getting its new mayor to tell him to cram it in his cramhole). When word came that Brett Kavanaugh had ANOTHER accusation of sexual assault leveled against him, Cruz
responded that people “need to let the anger go”, as if it’s wrong to be ANGRY ABOUT A SERIAL SEXUAL PREDATOR ON THE SUPREME COURT.
But never forget that Ted Cruz is a repugnant, holier-than-thou Evangelical who will try and distract from say, the impeachment of Donald Trump, to be utterly repugnant, and
refer to a 7 year old boy receiving hormone blockers to undergo gender conversion therapy as “child abuse”.
In the past year since we’ve updated our profile of Ted Cruz, we’ve watched him He's also
tried lying and claiming he never met any of the Proud Boys (he met their leader, Enrique Tarrio, in 2019),
screaming at CNN’s Chris Cuomo about how wrong his brother, Gov. Andrew Cuomo was for having mask mandates and shutting down businesses to save lives during the Covid-19 pandemic,
spreading rumors about the non-existent "Obamagate" conspiracy theory, trying to
taunt Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on science only to be called out for denying the science of evolution, and of course, the moment when he did our Senate proud by
trying to arrange a wrestling match between actor Ron Perlman and Congressman Jim Jordan (really), After spending the end of 2019 spreading Russian propaganda about Hunter Biden in the hopes of getting Donald Trump re-elected, and then
raging at reporters for calling him out on it. As the election approached and the narrative attacking Hunter Biden never helped Republicans gain traction, Cruz decided to, what else… pretend he never was pushing it, and
blamed Donald Trump for its failure to stick.
Seriously, the Senate GOP has a full rogues gallery of motherf***ers, but Ted Cruz is somehow still perhaps the most loathsome guy in there (and that’s saying something). His most flattering quality really is that he resembles the Zodiac Killer. And this insufferable prick will be continuing to sabotage American politics and whining about somehow being the victim as long as his theocratic take on the country isn’t reality. He’ll keep that up until he’s no longer office, which right now will probably not be until he faces re-election in 2024.
And we look forward to the election night when he’s rejected, as he should have been his whole life.