I wouldn’t be surprised if she hoofed it back to New York with Barron (haven’t seen much of him either) after the inauguration rather than hang out with Trump in Florida. At 51, Melania’s long since exceeded her expiration date as a trophy wife, hell, if The Former Guy hadn’t launched his campaign back in 2015, he might’ve dumped her then for a younger mail order Eurobride. Who knows, that still might happen.