Just… we’re going to start with a timeline for what’s left:
- February 25th, 2021: Sen. Graham argues with the CEO of Costco about why he would pay his employees more than the current minimum wage of $7.25 and seems generally baffled about why paying employees an actual livable wage would instill loyalty and productivity from them.
- March 6th, 2021: Lindsey Graham votes against the American Rescue Plan Act of 2021, because he can’t be bothered to care if people need financial assistance during a pandemic.
- March 28th, 2021: Graham goes on Fox News with Chris Wallace, and begins claiming gangs would come to his house last while looting during a natural disaster because they would know he owns an AR-15.
- April 25th, 2021: Lindsey Graham claims there is no problem with systematic racism in the United States, arguing that it’s not there because Kamala Harris is currently the vice-president.
- May 7th, 2021: Sen. Graham goes on Fox News (again) to throw Congresswoman Liz Cheney under the bus for failing to adequately support Donald Trump after he incited a mob to attack their workplace.
- June 9th, 2021: Graham goes on Fox News to try to spread the conspiracy theory that Covid-19 was deliberately released by China after being created in a lab, and that if that’s the case, it would somehow remove all blame from Donald Trump for his terrible Covid-19 response over the last year of his presidency.
- July 16th, 2021: Lindsey Graham puts out one of the dumbest posts on Twitter of the month, claiming that he was willing to “go to war” in defense of… Chik-Fil-A.
- July 27th, 2021: Sen. Graham goes on Fox News and claims that crime rates were down because gun control was not as strict, and ownership had gone up. Former Republican Party Chairman Michael Steele fact-checked him, pointing out the murder rate in South Carolina had gone up 25% in the past year.
- August 10th, 2021: Lindsey Graham votes against the Infrastructure Investment and Jobs Act.
- October 5th, 2021: Sen. Graham meets with Republicans back home in South Carolina, and after encouraging them to get the Covid-19 vaccine, is raucously booed.
- December 14th, 2021: Graham votes against raising the debt ceiling, jeopardizing the United States’ credit rating.
- January 6th, 2022: President Biden makes remarks on the anniversary of January 6th about the lives lost that day, and Lindsey Graham dares to respond by claiming Biden was “politicizing” the violence of that day.
- February 2nd, 2022: At one of Donald Trump’s hate rallies, he floats the idea of pardoning all of the attackers from January 6th, a move that Graham responds with an understatement by calling it “inappropriate”. Trump then gets on social media to rail against Graham, and declares that he’s a “RINO”. Y’know, for not being willing to defend open sedition and an attack by domestic terrorists to go without consequences.
- February 28th, 2022: Sen. Graham votes against the Women’s Health Protection Act, which would have established a right to physicians to perform abortions to save their patients’ lives.
- March 4th, 2022: Lindsey Graham starts opening calling for someone, anyone, in Russia to assassinate Vladimir Putin, who yes, while an evil bastard, YOU DON’T CALL FOR THE ASSASSINATION OF FOREIGN LEADERS.
- March 30th, 2022: Graham votes against putting the extremely qualified nominee, Judge Kentanji Brown-Jackson, onto the Supreme Court. This after he spent her confirmation hearings berating her and interrupting her answers to questions with more questions (seemingly just looking for “revenge” for how the Kavanaugh hearings went).
- May 26th, 2022: Sen. Graham votes against the Domestic Terrorism Prevention Act of 2022, because at this point, domestic terror is a policy plank of authoritarian Republicans.
- August 8th, 2022: Sen. Graham is reprimanded by the Senate for directly impugning a colleague, Sen. Maggie Hassan, calling her “deceitful” and “dishonest” during debate.
Due to Lindsey Graham winning re-election in 2020, we had thought he would remain in office theoretically until at least 2026. But then again, he’s currently getting raked over the coals for having interefered with Georgia’s counting of votes in the 2020 election, and while he was trying to pretend his phone calls to pressure officials to declare Trump won Georgia were in his official duties as a Senator, the judge in the case ain’t having that nonsense, and made him honor a subpoena. We don’t know how exactly this plot thread from the 2020 election gets tied up, but if it trips up Graham enough to put him in jail, we’d be elated.