On this date in 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, as well as 2019, "Crazy/Stupid Republican of the Day" published profiles of U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, who made a run at the presidency as well in 2016. In our original profile, we talked about his background as a career military reservist and lawyer who is always spoiling for a war that he never seems to give much thought as to the why or how it will be fought, just that we should ABSOLUTELY fight it. Sen. Graham also is prolifically paranoid, worrying about terror threats both foreign and domestic, from roaming gangs after a hurricane that would require the citizenry to be armed with automatic weapons, or that every nation in the Middle East from Iran, to Iraq, to Syria has developed a nuclear weapon. He also justifies the permanent detainment of people at Guantanamo Bay based off the precedent set by internment camps for Japanese Americans during World War II, which is a pretty dark chapter of American history to use as a guideline, while claiming that Hilary Clinton “got away with murder” during the Benghazi attacks, acting like she was in on the attack on her own friend, Ambassador Chris Stevens. Oh, and speaking of his criticism of Hillary Clinton, he tried criticizing her about her usage of an e-mail server by boasting that he had never written an e-mail. Oh, and he later compared that to the Monica Lewinsky scandal, because e-mails are like getting a blowie from an intern, apparently.
Anyway, during Graham's run for the presidency in 2016, we covered how he admirably tried defending his amigo, Sen. John McCain's service record to insults from Donald Trump, and for his trouble, he had his cell phone number given out by Trump, publicly. Sen. Graham's response was then to release a campaign video of himself destroying his cell phone with several implements (rather than just get his number changed). Graham has frequently been caught lying about facts surrounding 9/11 to shape immigration policy, and through the 2016 presidential debates (at least, the "kid's table" debate he was in because his poll numbers were that awful) continued fear-mongering, using every question about any topic to segue into a discussion of ISIS and declaring, "The world is a battlefield and radical Islam is everywhere." His response to the terror attacks in Paris, was to insist the United States send 10,000 ground troops to fight ISIS in Iraq and Syria, warning that "there's a 9/11 coming". A short time later, though, after Democrats produced some common sense gun legislation, that anyone who is found to be on a terror watch list during a background check should not be allowed to purchase a firearm or explosives (which they could use to carry out a terror attack)… well, Lindsey Graham loves the Second Amendment way more than he hates terrorism, as he voted against it. On two occasions.
Just when we thought that perhaps Senator Lindsey Graham might be the last Republican with a conscience after he repeatedly criticized Donald Trump and his own party throughout late 2016… well, we got too close to Graham having to defend his U.S. Senate seat in a GOP Primary in a red state like South Carolina in 2020… and his heel turn came due. And when it arrived, it was pretty f***ing hard to miss. It was in the midst of the hearings to confirm Trump Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh that Graham snapped back hard to the right, digging in on conspiracy theories, and defending an admitted drunk and alleged rapist in a sneering, near-spittle-projecting tirade playing out across live cable news broadcasts. He blew off protesters trying to relate their own experiences with sexual assault, coldly telling them, “Go to the cops” rather than stop and listen to them.
Since that day, Graham has been relentlessly partisan, and suckling at the teat of Trump whenever possible, because he’s so loyal to his old friend John McCain that he didn’t even let the body get cold before selling out. He’ll argue against gun control, claiming he needs an AR-15 to “fend off looters during a hurricane”, and spending most of the summer of 2019 lying his ass off about the Trump administration’s concentration camps that hold immigrants, saying “I don’t care if they stay for 400 days” (the legal allowed holding time for undocumented immigrants to be held per the law is 90 days) and for whatever reason, he wanted to make it easier for the Trump administration to keep children locked in cages.
The capitulation continued in 2020, as Graham voted against witnesses being allowed in the impeachment trial of Donald Trump, effectively making it a “trial”, and then voted to acquit him only days later, in spite of the mountain of evidence showing that he solicited foreign assistance in the 2020 elections.
We don’t know what else to say, except that we’re also curious about the mysterious case of Lady G. Mike Rogers, a journalist with a long history of outing hypocritical gay conservatives with Anti-LGBTQ motivations (and a 100% track record of being right, at that), intimated that Graham was about to be outed. Not long before, Sean Harding, a gay porn star and Black Lives Matter activist, posted on Twitter about a “homophobic Republican Senator” who had a history of “hiring gay sex workers.” Harding referred to this individual as “Lady G”, and speculation was rampant that “Lady G” was “Lady Graham”. Still, as of this writing, nothing further has come from the rumors.
There isn’t an emptier suit in Washington, D.C. than Lindsey Graham. For all his rage and bile, deep down, he’s a coward who stands up for the worst, and inflicts harm upon the most innocent. And that will be his legacy, when all is said and done. But for now… he’s in a dead heat with his 2020 Democratic opponent, Jaime Harrison, in South Carolina. SOUTH CAROLINA. Harrison is raising more money than Graham, and after a quarter century of him having fits where he’ll go into a rage, before clutching his pearls and heading to his fainting couch… maybe people are tired of him?
We sure as **** know we are.