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    Isn't Jeff a scrawny 15 year old kid in the original story?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan2099 View Post
    Isn't Jeff a scrawny 15 year old kid in the original story?
    As the stories go in he’s depicted as being supernatural at times

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    If we're going into weird spin-off crossover territory, where's he's killing Slender man and Freddy Kruegar, then he'd win.

    If we're keeping this original Jeff, he looses horribly.

    Also his story is really REALLY badly written.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan2099 View Post
    If we're going into weird spin-off crossover territory, where's he's killing Slender man and Freddy Kruegar, then he'd win.

    If we're keeping this original Jeff, he looses horribly.

    Also his story is really REALLY badly written.
    Original Jeff? Well I mean he's not copy written so technically he’s whatever anyone says he is.

    Also if they mean a normal human serial killer Jeff well he’d still have a knife

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mider2009 View Post
    Original Jeff? Well I mean he's not copy written so technically he’s whatever anyone says he is.

    Also if they mean a normal human serial killer Jeff well he’d still have a knife
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    If we're talking basic Jeff the Killer in the ring, abiding by boxing regulations, Tyson destroys him.

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    Jeff wins he's supernatural

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mider2009 View Post
    Original Jeff? Well I mean he's not copy written so technically he’s whatever anyone says he is.

    Also if they mean a normal human serial killer Jeff well he’d still have a knife
    In the original story he was chased off by a kids father, so yea. Tyson murders him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan2099 View Post
    If we're going into weird spin-off crossover territory, where's he's killing Slender man and Freddy Kruegar, then he'd win.

    If we're keeping this original Jeff, he looses horribly.

    Also his story is really REALLY badly written.
    The only Jeff vs. Slenderman story I've heard of had Slenderman leave after a forest instantly burst into flame from some alcohol getting some sparks or something on them after Jeff got impaled on a tree branch (which he survived).

    And while he beat Freddy Krueger, he also got killed by Michael Myers.
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    Mike Tyson eats children.

    Jeff is a child.

    Thus, Tyson eats Jeff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan2099 View Post
    Isn't Jeff a scrawny 15 year old kid in the original story?
    And Mike Tyson is used to beating down upstart midgets.
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    Is this a boxing match or a regular fight that just happens to take place in a boxing ring? Because in the former case, I'm pretty sure that having a knife would probably get Jeff instantly disqualified.

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    if this includes MTM mike, then he has a blast with him. he'd also have pigeon as a cornerman and jeff dies from his sarcasm.

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